Stonks By Bill FoldApril 23, 2026 at 14:31 GMT So yeah, it seems crazy that a man as wealthy and powerful as Jeffrey H. Bezos hasn’t had a pay rise since 1998 and doesn’t even take bonuses...
Culture By Pen SmithFebruary 12, 2026 at 16:42 GMT To celebrate 250 goddamn amazing years of America existing (native americans, who?) Forbes has launched a list of 250 (get it?) innovators currently alive.
Tech By Max ProfitOctober 21, 2025 at 11:24 GMT Amazon big boss and “Breaker of Internets”, Jeffrey Bezos is also a breaker of house valuation records after selling his Seattle mansion for $63 million.
Stonks By Max ProfitJuly 2, 2025 at 11:56 GMT Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos has sold off $737 million worth of Amazon ($AMZN) shares in order to fund his lavish wedding in Venice this week.
Tech By Max ProfitJanuary 13, 2025 at 10:14 GMT Jeff Bezos’ New Glenn rocket was grounded from its first launch just 6 minutes before it was scheduled to blast off. “I was really looking forward to leaving."
Culture By Bill FoldMarch 23, 2026 at 12:13 GMT Billionaire shark-who-is-also-a-human, Mark Cuban, bought a house that’s now worth $25 million dollars in money BUT THE CUBE got it for half its value.
Culture By Bill FoldMarch 5, 2026 at 11:54 GMT Meta main manager, Mr. ‘Mark’ has manifested a mesmerising Miami mega mansion for millions and millions and millions and millions and millions of monies.
Elon By Ima ShortFebruary 2, 2026 at 11:37 GMT After multiple snubbings to come hang on Jeffrey Epstein’s pedo-island world’s richest loser, Elon Musk has announced plans to make his own island but in space.
Culture By Pen SmithDecember 28, 2025 at 09:00 GMT I just know you’re wondering, “What were the best-performing articles on Wall Street Memes Dot Com in this year of our lord two-thousand-and-twenty-five?”
Tech By Pen SmithNovember 13, 2025 at 17:19 GMT Blue Origin (Bezos’ space company) was due to have a big ‘ol space launch, BUT due to the solar storms, the launch was delayed (again, btw).