Culture By Pen SmithMarch 19, 2026 at 12:48 GMT Without any fanfare or announcement, the Executive Office of the President has registered the domain name, ‘aliens.gov’. Uh oh.
Loss Porn By Bill FoldMay 28, 2026 at 09:52 GMT Apparently, if you work in the CIA, you can just request gold bars as “work-related expenses,” and they’ll just give them to you? I might need to change careers
Culture By Pen SmithApril 20, 2026 at 10:45 GMT "We found many very interesting documents... the first releases will begin very very soon so you can go out and see if that phenomena is correct," said Trump.
Culture By Marge IncallApril 13, 2026 at 12:21 GMT This is the story that the upcoming Nickelodeon movie based on that cartoon TV show called Avatar (that I thought everyone had moved on from) just got leaked.
Stonks By Max ProfitDecember 15, 2025 at 10:40 GMT SpaceX is about to complete a tender offer that will send the company stratospheric but who’s the biggest winner out of all this?
Stonks By Max ProfitSeptember 30, 2025 at 09:26 GMT The inventor of the phrase “EA Sports: It’s in the game”, Electronic Arts, is going private for a cool $55bn paid for by Saudi Arabia and Jared Kushner.
Culture By Ima ShortFebruary 11, 2025 at 11:38 GMT Bowl fans nationwide were confused and frightened to discover that once again no bowl was featured during the Super Bowl.
Tech By Pen SmithDecember 12, 2024 at 10:45 GMT New Jersey parking authorities have determined the origin of the strange lights to be a massive Iranian spaceship in violation of parking restrictions.