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Well, lads, it happened again. Grab your favorite flavor of ramen and take a seat, because everyone’s favorite digital gold just took another dive. Bitcoin officially slid under the $60,000 mark on Wednesday, hitting a low of $59,023.98. If that number sounds vaguely familiar, it’s because it’s the lowest we’ve seen since October 2024. This marks […]

Move over, Satoshi, there is a new king of the digital playground, and he doesn’t even need a pseudonymous identity to flex on you. In a development that reads like a silly joke, tech billionaire Elon Musk is now officially worth more than Bitcoin’s entire market capitalization. According to the latest data, Elon’s net worth […]

Iran is planning on requiring ships passing through the Strait of Hormuz a toll in Bitcoin in what would be a major move away from the US’s control.

Google’s Quantum AI researchers have just published a white paper that moves the date for the great quantum jailbreak (q-day) up to 2032. Fuck.

In case you didn’t know, yes, New York financier, Jeffrey Epstein famously invented ‘bit-o-coin’ or ‘bitcoin’ for short.

This viral X post from Against Wall Street (no relation) lines up Bitcoin price graphs from 2022 and 2026 to imply that a big crash is on the horizon.

In 2017 Bulgaria had a massive stockpile of 213,500 Bitcoin but sold it all. Today that much would be worth $14,393,970,038.96 dollars.

The company formally known as MicroStrategy (it’s just Strategy now) is officially the most shorted company in the world after Bitcoin took a massive 50% dip.

Since its peak of $126,000, Bitcoin has fallen 50% (half) due to numerous factors but mainly because the whole world is a little fucked right now.

The New York financier famously invented ‘bit-o-coin’ or ‘bitcoin’ for short. Between bouts of molesting children Jeff was hard at work coding the blockchain.