Stonks By Marge IncallJanuary 28, 2026 at 11:40 GMT Rick Rieder is the Chief Investment Officer of Global Fixed Income at BlackRock and Polymarket just bumped him up to ‘Most Likely To Be Fed Chair'.
Memecoins By Ima ShortAugust 20, 2025 at 14:11 GMT In a big red flag to crypto fans worldwide, investment firm, BlackRock just dumped 490 $BTC worth about $68.7 million dollars USD, while looking shifty. Fuck.
Tech By Max ProfitJune 12, 2026 at 05:21 GMT Amazon founder and part-time rocket enthusiast Jeff Bezos is back in the news, and no, it’s not for wearing another questionable cowboy hat. This time, the world’s favorite centibillionaire has officially jumped headfirst into the AI hype train with a brand new startup called Prometheus. But while half the planet is sweating bullets about a […]
Politics By Bill FoldJune 11, 2026 at 06:53 GMT Just when you thought the crypto markets couldn’t get any wilder, the ultimate masters of branding have officially conquered the digital wild west. The Trump family has reportedly pulled off one of the biggest bags in digital asset history, securing a staggering $2,300,000,000 in profit from their various crypto ventures. While the rest of us […]
Tech By Pen SmithJune 8, 2026 at 07:02 GMT Just when you thought you were finally getting a handle on your finances by skipping the daily Starbucks and canceling that streaming subscription you haven’t watched since 2024, the tech overlords have arrived with some fantastic news. Get ready to add “thinking” next to electricity and water on your monthly chore list. OpenAI CEO Sam […]
Stonks By Max ProfitMay 23, 2025 at 09:00 GMT Outperforming gold, oil, and several blue-chip stocks, ‘good vibes’ is officially the most solid investment option of the year.
Politics By Max ProfitMay 13, 2025 at 10:18 GMT Donald Trump is in Saudi Arabia for his first overseas trip this term and with these simple tricks, you too will be walking away with that Saudi cash in no time.
Stonks By Max ProfitMay 2, 2025 at 09:00 GMT The U.S. Federal Reserve has reportedly accidentally uploaded the entire U.S. economy into a public Minecraft server, triggering a cascade of financial panic.