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Rick Rieder is the Chief Investment Officer of Global Fixed Income at BlackRock and Polymarket just bumped him up to ‘Most Likely To Be Fed Chair'.

This BlackRock Trader Handles $2.3 Trillion And He Might Just Be The Next Fed Chair

In a big red flag to crypto fans worldwide, investment firm, BlackRock just dumped 490 $BTC worth about $68.7 million dollars USD, while looking shifty. Fuck.

Is Bitcoin About To Flop? BlackRock Knows Something We Don’t

Amazon founder and part-time rocket enthusiast Jeff Bezos is back in the news, and no, it’s not for wearing another questionable cowboy hat.  This time, the world’s favorite centibillionaire has officially jumped headfirst into the AI hype train with a brand new startup called Prometheus.  But while half the planet is sweating bullets about a […]

Jeff Bezos Just Dropped A Massive Bombshell About AI Impacting Your Job — But Is He Actually Right?

Just when you thought the crypto markets couldn’t get any wilder, the ultimate masters of branding have officially conquered the digital wild west.  The Trump family has reportedly pulled off one of the biggest bags in digital asset history, securing a staggering $2,300,000,000 in profit from their various crypto ventures. While the rest of us […]

Trump Family Just Bagged $2.3 Billion In Crypto Profits — Fair Enough, I Guess?

Just when you thought you were finally getting a handle on your finances by skipping the daily Starbucks and canceling that streaming subscription you haven’t watched since 2024, the tech overlords have arrived with some fantastic news. Get ready to add “thinking” next to electricity and water on your monthly chore list. OpenAI CEO Sam […]

Your Next Monthly Utility Bill Might Literally Just Be For Thinking: Sam Altman’s Latest Prediction

“Good Vibes” Now Seen As Solid Investment

May 23, 2025 at 09:00 GMT

Outperforming gold, oil, and several blue-chip stocks, ‘good vibes’ is officially the most solid investment option of the year.

Donald Trump is in Saudi Arabia for his first overseas trip this term and with these simple tricks, you too will be walking away with that Saudi cash in no time.

Trump’s Top 5 Negotiation Tips For Winning Saudi Investment

The U.S. Federal Reserve has reportedly accidentally uploaded the entire U.S. economy into a public Minecraft server, triggering a cascade of financial panic.

Fed Uploads Economy to Minecraft Server, Market Goes Full ‘Chicken Jockey’