Stonks By Ima ShortFebruary 12, 2026 at 12:01 GMT Six Republicans just turned on President Trump to vote down his tariffs on Canada from last year. The move also comes as Trump heats up his economic war.
Stonks By Bill FoldOctober 30, 2025 at 11:56 GMT US chip manufacturer Frito Lay, no wait, sorry, Nvidia just became the first company in the history of the world to reach a market value of $5 trillion dollars.
Tech By Pen SmithJune 30, 2025 at 11:47 GMT The United States of Canada (remember them?) has repealed its tech-attacking tax bill in a desperate attempt to appease its almighty god south of the border.
Politics By Marge IncallMarch 10, 2025 at 11:41 GMT Canada somehow has news in addition to all the American news we’re already busy with. Canadia’s newly unveiled Liberal Party leader Mark Carney is cool I guess.
Tech By Max ProfitApril 1, 2026 at 11:59 GMT There’s a trend lately of tech companies laying off people in droves and then saying it’s because they’ve been replaced by AI.
Politics By Ima ShortJanuary 19, 2026 at 11:40 GMT Donald Trump has reignited his trade war with the EU over ownership of Greenland, increasing tariffs 10% and threatening to go up further.
Elon By Max ProfitDecember 18, 2025 at 10:07 GMT The richest man in the world just got significantly more richerer because SpaceX’s latest tender offer just valued the company at $800 billion dollars.
Tech By Bill FoldNovember 4, 2025 at 12:32 GMT How did the CEO of Reddit become a billionaire? What? How do you think? He’s the CEO of Reddit. That's such a stupid question. Get out of here.
Loss Porn By Ima ShortOctober 30, 2025 at 16:28 GMT Japanese investment company SoftBank was once the largest shareholder in Nvidia, the company that just topped a $5 trillion valuation. Oops...
Tech By Ima ShortSeptember 15, 2025 at 10:45 GMT China claims that American computer chip maker Nvidia has reportedly violated Chinese anti-monopoly laws in China, according to China. China. China. China.