Cramer By Ima ShortApril 30, 2026 at 15:55 GMT Jimmy-boy Cramer is at it again with his nefarious predictions, and this time he’s turning on AI.
“We've been seeing parabolic moves all over the market.”
Cramer By Bill FoldMarch 31, 2026 at 11:57 GMT CNBNC’s Jimothy ‘Reverse’ Cramer, just said that oil prices have reached their peak but ‘Cramer is always wrong’ is a running joke in these parts.
Cramer By Ima ShortJanuary 14, 2026 at 12:13 GMT Jim “Reverse” Cramer just gave us another pearl of wisdom saying that Warner Bros. Discovery’s CEO is “delivering phenomenally for its shareholders.”
Cramer By Ima ShortNovember 26, 2025 at 13:04 GMT CNBNC’s Jimothy ‘Anti-Cassandra’ Cramer has said he’s bullish on Google (GLG) in his latest televised ramblings, leading this writer to switch entirely to Bing.
Cramer By Ima ShortOctober 2, 2025 at 11:42 GMT While most experts are drawing parallels between what’s happening now and the dot com boom of the 00s, Jim Cramer is drawing with crayons.
Cramer By Ima ShortOctober 1, 2025 at 10:58 GMT Like a character in a Greek myth, cursed to predict the future but always get it wrong, Mad Money host Jim Cramer called it again, boys!
Cramer By Max ProfitJuly 12, 2025 at 09:00 GMT President Donald J. Trump today issued a pre-emptive ban on Jim Cramer from ever expressing a positive sentiment about Bitcoin. Yay!
Cramer By Ima ShortJune 25, 2025 at 11:38 GMT Jim Cramer has revealed that he’s been in disguise as Michael Burry for years, explaining his notoriously bad take two years ago when he simply tweeted, “Sell.”
Cramer By Ima ShortJune 5, 2025 at 09:00 GMT The financial world was rocked today as CNBC’s loudest oracle, Jim “Inverse ETF” Cramer, assured investors that “the banks are fine,” prompting immediate panic, mass withdrawals, and the sound of short sellers gleefully clicking “Buy.” “Look, I’ve seen this before,” shouted Cramer on Mad Money, veins pulsating with the passion of a thousand margin calls. […]
Cramer By Pen SmithNovember 15, 2023 at 16:29 GMT Cramer made a bold prediction about Federal Reserve Chairman Jerome Powell orchestrating a "soft landing" for the economy and spurred talks of an imminent market rally