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Elon Musk, can’t afford to be any less rich, so he’s just got to commit a little fraud quickly. QUICKLY! SpaceX and xAI have received hundreds of Cybertrucks.

In a show of solidarity with Elon Musk against his slumping Tesla stock, Donald j. Trump (The President) has said he will “buy a brand new Tesla”.

Elon Musk has announced he will be deactivating a hidden New Year's Fireworks Mode in the next Cybertruck update after one exploded in front of a Trump hotel.

In a revelation that has left both the tech and gaming communities utterly bamboozled, Elon disclosed the muse behind the Cybertruck’s notoriously unconventional design. Just weeks before the much-anticipated delivery event, Elon confessed that the inspiration was none other than the angular bosom of Lara Croft from the original 1996 Tomb Raider game. “It’s all […]

The richest man in the world Elon Musk has just put his money towards the good cause of reshaping reality in his image in the form of ‘Grokipedia’. Puke emoji.

Tesla has seen its steepest sales slump in over a decade but don’t worry, our newly returned prodigal king has a plan: copy McDonald’s with the Tesla Diner!

Tesla’s stock in Europe just dropped faster than a Cybertruck’s panel in a wind tunnel, plunging a shocking 49% in sales across the continent.

Warren Buffett has announced he'll step down from Berkshire Hathaway after over 60 years leading the firm. The investor extraordinaire walks away with $4. How?

Richest man in the world and part-time most powerful man in the world, Elon Musk has announced that he will be significantly cutting back from his work at DOGE.

Electric car manufacturer Tesla has taken its largest stock hit in its history as sales plunged 13% this quarter. But CEO Elon Musk has reassured stockholders.