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Move over, Satoshi, there is a new king of the digital playground, and he doesn’t even need a pseudonymous identity to flex on you. In a development that reads like a silly joke, tech billionaire Elon Musk is now officially worth more than Bitcoin’s entire market capitalization. According to the latest data, Elon’s net worth […]

Elon Musk Is Officially Richer Than Bitcoin & Honestly, It Is Getting A Little Ridiculous

Elon Musk is having a casual Tuesday, and by casual, we mean he just added a cool $165 billion to his net worth in a single trading session. To put that into perspective, Elon didn’t just beat the market today—he pocketed an amount of cash larger than Bill Gates’ entire net worth combined. According to […]

Elon Musk Just Made Bill Gates’ Entire Net Worth In A Single Day Because Of Course He Did

It’s official, boys. The simulation has updated, and Elon Musk is no longer just a mere billionaire. Following a historic, record-breaking stock market debut for SpaceX, Musk has blasted past the ten-figure club to become the world’s very first trillionaire. SpaceX Goes To The Moon, Elon’s Bank Account Follows According to the folks over at […]

Elon Just Became The World’s First Trillionaire: Why His Net Worth Is More Complicated Than Your Last Relationship

Move over, AI. There’s a new billionaire-backed hype train pulling into the station, and it’s headed straight for Mars. For the past year, retail investors have treated AI and semiconductor stocks like a money-printing machine. But according to a new report from Bloomberg, the do-it-yourself trading crowd is suddenly dumping their beloved tech darlings.  Why? […]

Retail Investors Are Dumping Nvidia & AI Stocks As Elon Selflessly Allows Us To Buy SpaceX

Just when you thought Elon Musk couldn’t get any bigger, his space exploration side-hustle is out here casually flexing on the entire US financial market. According to the latest face-melting financial data, SpaceX’s private valuation has rocketed so high that it now nearly equals the combined value of every major US IPO launched since the […]

Elon Musk’s Rocket Company Is Officially Worth More Than Almost Every Stock Market Newbie Combined

Just when you thought you were doing well because your crypto wallet didn’t totally tank this morning, Elon Musk is about to make everyone else look like they are working for pocket change. Get ready to welcome the world’s very first trillionaire, courtesy of a casual little event called the SpaceX initial public offering. According […]

Finally, Some Good News for Billionaire Elon Musk As He’s Set To Become The World’s First Trillionaire

Meet Antonio Gracias, a private investor from Detroit who might just be Elon Musk’s best friend. When Tesla was on the edge of bankruptcy, Gracias helped.

This Man Saved Elon Musk And Now He’s Getting $100 Billion, Here’s What Happened

Elon Musk (or ‘Elomusk’ for short) is rumored to be considering a SpaceX/Tesla merger just before SpaceX goes for its long-gestating IPO.

Elon Might Be Secretly Planning A SpaceX-Tesla Merger Ahead Of IPO, Here’s Why That’s Genius

Elon Musk's lawsuit against OpenAI has been overturned by a jury that says he waited too long to bring his grievance to trial.

Elon Musk Just Lost His OpenAI Lawsuit And It Might Change The Tech World Forever

The richest man in the world, Elon Musk just posted-then-deleted a cryptic X post on his social media platform, ‘X’. “Bitches Money No Taxes Party”

Elon Deletes “Bitches, Money, No Taxes, Party” Tweet But What Did He Really Mean?