Memecoins By Pen SmithJune 23, 2026 at 05:57 GMT We’ve all been there: a random gorgeous stranger “accidentally” slides into your DMs, asks about your day, laughs at your terrible jokes, and slowly convinces you that a revolutionary new AI-driven canine coin is the ticket to early retirement. You transfer your hard-earned Ethereum, the chart goes vertical for twelve minutes, and then—poof. The website […]
Politics By Pen SmithMarch 24, 2026 at 10:45 GMT I don’t know what you expected here, but yeah, the FBI is buying up personal user data. This isn’t that surprising, I guess.
Politics By Pen SmithDecember 4, 2025 at 14:53 GMT Bloomberg has uncovered that the Federal Bureau of Investigation ($FBI) paid at least $851,344 dollars in overtime to the 934 agents redacting Epstein files.
Stonks By Max ProfitSeptember 18, 2025 at 09:48 GMT For some reason, FBI Director Kash Patel was asked during his testimony on Epstein about buying individual stocks like ON Semiconductor and Krispy Kreme.
Tech By Marge IncallJune 27, 2026 at 09:49 GMT Everything is fine, until it isn’t. One of crypto’s more innovative blockchains, Coinbase’s very own Layer-2 network Base, experienced a significant outage and decided it needed a quick afternoon nap on Thursday, completely freezing block production and transaction processing for roughly two hours. According to reports, the network started showing signs of an “unhealthy” mainnet […]
Politics By Pen SmithJune 13, 2026 at 09:30 GMT The UK government has decided that the best way to keep children safe online is to confiscate everyone’s phone… Not really, but close enough. In a move that has privacy advocates screaming into their encryption keys, British Prime Minister Keir Starmer has issued a three-month ultimatum to Big Tech: figure out a way to block […]
Loss Porn By Bill FoldMay 28, 2026 at 09:52 GMT Apparently, if you work in the CIA, you can just request gold bars as “work-related expenses,” and they’ll just give them to you? I might need to change careers
Politics By Pen SmithNovember 20, 2025 at 12:19 GMT The Un-States President, Donald Trump, just signed into law the law that all but one lawmaker voted for, and that’s the release of the so-called Espein fills.
Politics By RobertNovember 17, 2025 at 14:40 GMT After entering into a very public spat with Marjorie Taylor Greene (green? And is it hyphenated? There’s no way of knowing…) over the release of Epstein's File.
Culture By Pen SmithOctober 23, 2025 at 16:25 GMT NBA stars Chauncy Billups, Terry Rozier and Damon Jones were arrested for alleged game fixing along with 31 mafiosi for the lame crime of rigging poker games.