Politics By Bill FoldJune 1, 2026 at 09:26 GMT Trump is demanding a Fort Knox audit after a former CIA officer was caught hoarding $40 million in gold. Coincidence? Probably not.
Loss Porn By Bill FoldMay 28, 2026 at 09:52 GMT Apparently, if you work in the CIA, you can just request gold bars as “work-related expenses,” and they’ll just give them to you? I might need to change careers
Tech By Marge IncallMay 26, 2026 at 07:15 GMT New research from Goldman Sachs (of ‘08 financial crisis fame) has managed to separate out jobs that are at risk of being replaced by AI from AI-augmented.
Cramer By Ima ShortApril 30, 2026 at 15:55 GMT Jimmy-boy Cramer is at it again with his nefarious predictions, and this time he’s turning on AI.
“We've been seeing parabolic moves all over the market.”
Stonks By Bill FoldJanuary 26, 2026 at 10:53 GMT Gold (GLD) continued its meteoric rise over the weekend to become one of the most valuable metals in the world, beating out other popular metals like zinc.
Stonks By Max ProfitJanuary 21, 2026 at 12:13 GMT Gold, silver, bronze, nickel, everyone has a favorite metal but did you know that there’s more to metals than just shiny-shiny-clunk?
Politics By Bill FoldDecember 11, 2025 at 11:23 GMT Trump’s new gold card visa scheme just went live allowing foreigners to simply bribe, sorry, I meant buy a Visa for $1 million. (not real gold. Ts&Cs apply…)
Stonks By Max ProfitDecember 1, 2025 at 12:52 GMT Not content with an eternity in second place, silver has finally had a bigger rally than gold, doubling in value this year with a record 6% rise on Friday.
Politics By RobertOctober 23, 2025 at 16:48 GMT President Trump has announced new sanctions on two of Russia’s biggest oil companies after talks were recently delayed causing a massive oil price hike. Slick.
Politics By BarbaraOctober 23, 2025 at 13:24 GMT President Trump has already started on the demolition of the East Wing of the White House in order to build his $250m ballroom so he can have somewhere to YMCA.