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President Trump has announced new sanctions on two of Russia’s biggest oil companies after talks were recently delayed causing a massive oil price hike. Slick.

Oil Now Called ‘Black Gold’ After Reaching New Highs Following Trump Sanctions

President Trump has already started on the demolition of the East Wing of the White House in order to build his $250m ballroom so he can have somewhere to YMCA.

Trump To Demolish White House And Build ‘Gold House’ Instead

The reason is Donald Trump. An ounce of gold is now worth $4,000 in the biggest rally since the 1970s, courtesy of DJ Trump’s government shutdown.

Gold Tops $4,000 For The First Time And The Reason Is Really Dumb

The United States Government Of The United States Of North America has officially shut down, maybe for good and gold and bitcoin just reached an ATH.

Government Shuts Down: Gold, Bitcoin And Trump’s Heart Rate Surges

Gold At New ATH Ahead Of Government Shutdown

September 29, 2025 at 10:32 GMT

As Congress once again sprints toward its favorite seasonal tradition of not doing its job, gold prices quietly hit an all-time high this week...

Gold At New ATH Ahead Of Government Shutdown

In a development that in no way means anything, a giant golden statue of Donald Trump has been erected (lol) in Washington.

Golden Statue Of Trump Holding Bitcoin Appears Outside Capitol

Gold has reached an ATH (all-time highest amount), rising to over $3,500 an ounce for the second time, making it one of the most precious metals in the world.

Gold Hits $3,500, Experts Are Calling It “The New Gold”

To the horror of millions, President Donald Trump has unveiled his ‘golden dome’ live on public television to, "Frighten all their enemies away."

Gold Now Worth Its Weight In Gold

April 23, 2025 at 09:00 GMT

Gold has reached an ATH (all-time highest amount), rising to over $3,500 an ounce for the first time, making it one of the most precious metals in the world.

Gold Now Worth Its Weight In Gold

The estate of the late chocolatier, William K. Wonka has filed a lawsuit against Donald K. Trump regarding his latest plan to offer ‘Gold Card’ Visas.

Willy Wonka To Sue Donald Trump For Stealing ‘Golden Ticket’ Idea