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Google just announced that it is in discussion with SpaceX to launch Project Suncatcher, which is not a scheme from a supervillain, but an orbital data center.

Google And SpaceX To Launch Orbital AI Datacenter “Project Suncatcher” Next Year, Here’s Everything We Know

Google ($GGLE) has amended its contract with the US Department of Defense (sorry, ‘War’) to allow the government to use Gemini on classified networks.

Google Signs Classified AI Deal With Pentagon And The Details Are Insane

The philosopher in question is Henry Shevlin, former associate director at the University of Cambridge’s Leverhulme Centre for the Future of Intelligence.

Google DeepMind Just Hired A Philosopher And Here’s Why That’s Terrifying

Everyone knows the CAPTCHA is training bots, right? Clicking on lamp posts and road signs was never random, we all knew that, right?

You’ve Been Training Google’s AI For 15 Years Without Even Knowing It, Totalling $9 Billion In Free Labor

CNBNC’s Jimothy ‘Anti-Cassandra’ Cramer has said he’s bullish on Google (GLG) in his latest televised ramblings, leading this writer to switch entirely to Bing.

Cramer Just Said Buy Google, Here’s Why We’re Switching To Bing

Google just posted some outstanding earnings, above what you’d expect even for a company with a monopoly over the entire internet and you'll never guess why.

Buffett Just Bought $4.9 Billion In Google And Now Its Stock Is Soaring

ChatGPT Just Launched A Web Browser, Is Google Doomed?

October 22, 2025 at 09:11 GMT

ChatGPT’s long been coming for Google’s lunch but now they’ve really stepped into Google territory with the launch of the shitily-named OpenAI’s ChatGPT Atlas.

ChatGPT Just Launched A Web Browser, Is Google Doomed?

In a landmark ruling, regulators announced today that Google may continue operating its Android and Chrome empires but only if it shares its data with others.

Google Unveils $1799 Flip Phone

August 21, 2025 at 14:31 GMT

Alphabet (Google) just unveiled its brand new Pixel 10 Pro Fold that’s like a regular phone but it folds in half. No wait, you’re not hearing me. It FOLDS!!!

Google Unveils $1799 Flip Phone

Has Google Play Banned Crypto Wallets?

August 14, 2025 at 12:06 GMT

In what experts are calling “the biggest digital whoopsie since someone hit reply-all in 2009,” Google accidentally outlawed non-custodial crypto wallets on the Play Store then swore they didn’t mean it.

Has Google Play Banned Crypto Wallets?