Tech By Bill FoldMay 13, 2026 at 11:54 GMT Google just announced that it is in discussion with SpaceX to launch Project Suncatcher, which is not a scheme from a supervillain, but an orbital data center.
Tech By Max ProfitApril 30, 2026 at 15:50 GMT Google ($GGLE) has amended its contract with the US Department of Defense (sorry, ‘War’) to allow the government to use Gemini on classified networks.
Tech By Marge IncallApril 14, 2026 at 12:39 GMT The philosopher in question is Henry Shevlin, former associate director at the University of Cambridge’s Leverhulme Centre for the Future of Intelligence.
Tech By Bill FoldMarch 18, 2026 at 11:19 GMT Everyone knows the CAPTCHA is training bots, right? Clicking on lamp posts and road signs was never random, we all knew that, right?
Cramer By Ima ShortNovember 26, 2025 at 13:04 GMT CNBNC’s Jimothy ‘Anti-Cassandra’ Cramer has said he’s bullish on Google (GLG) in his latest televised ramblings, leading this writer to switch entirely to Bing.
Tech By Max ProfitNovember 18, 2025 at 13:31 GMT Google just posted some outstanding earnings, above what you’d expect even for a company with a monopoly over the entire internet and you'll never guess why.
Tech By Pen SmithOctober 22, 2025 at 09:11 GMT ChatGPT’s long been coming for Google’s lunch but now they’ve really stepped into Google territory with the launch of the shitily-named OpenAI’s ChatGPT Atlas.
Tech By Ima ShortSeptember 3, 2025 at 13:24 GMT In a landmark ruling, regulators announced today that Google may continue operating its Android and Chrome empires but only if it shares its data with others.
Tech By Bill FoldAugust 21, 2025 at 14:31 GMT Alphabet (Google) just unveiled its brand new Pixel 10 Pro Fold that’s like a regular phone but it folds in half. No wait, you’re not hearing me. It FOLDS!!!
Tech By Ima ShortAugust 14, 2025 at 12:06 GMT In what experts are calling “the biggest digital whoopsie since someone hit reply-all in 2009,” Google accidentally outlawed non-custodial crypto wallets on the Play Store then swore they didn’t mean it.