Tech By Pen SmithMarch 4, 2026 at 12:10 GMT Grok that seemed to have correctly predicted when the Iran attack would occur. But genuinely that’s probably coincidence.
Culture By Pen SmithMarch 3, 2026 at 14:15 GMT Baba Vanga was some old mystic who died in 1996 you idiots, do you really think she predicted the current war in Iran, the preceding stock crash and AI??
Politics By Ima ShortMarch 2, 2026 at 11:40 GMT Hehe, now, I know what you’re thinking, but no, this isn’t 1949, 1953, 1958, 1963, 1979, 1987, 1990, 2001, 2003, 2014 or 2020, no, this is completely different.
Politics By John CombsJune 17, 2025 at 11:20 GMT Reportedly, Iran is prepping for their upcoming negotiation with President Trump by frantically studying Trump’s 1987 business book, ‘The Art of the Deal’.
Tech By Pen SmithDecember 12, 2024 at 10:45 GMT New Jersey parking authorities have determined the origin of the strange lights to be a massive Iranian spaceship in violation of parking restrictions.
Politics By Bill FoldMarch 4, 2026 at 17:00 GMT Barron Trump started hoarding oil just two days before his daddy, Donald, hit Iran with missiles, sending the price of gas skyrocketing.
Tech By Ima ShortMarch 2, 2026 at 12:17 GMT AWS! Amazon Web Services, the cloud computing firm that is down more than its up, just reported another outage, but this time it really wasn’t their fault.
Tech By Bill FoldJanuary 29, 2026 at 13:39 GMT Meta just had its Q4 earnings and with its plans to spend $135 billion on AI this year, everyone’s like yeah, that sounds like a great plan, yeah, here, have all the money.
Politics By Marge IncallJanuary 21, 2026 at 11:07 GMT His biggest dream that Trump has had since lunchtime is to own the green land of Greenland but Europe doesn’t really want this to happen.
Politics By Marge IncallJanuary 6, 2026 at 10:47 GMT You might have heard of the Pentagon Pizza Index but if you haven’t, it’s very simple. The index tracks when the pizzas are ordered to the Pentagon.