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So the Artemis II astronauts are currently on their six-day trip to the moon and they’ll potentially head further than any human has been before.

Hey, I’m just heading to the store, do you want anything…? A 20 billion dollar base on the moon? Yeah, that’s not on the shopping list…

This week NASA launched its Clipper mission to find life on the distant planet of ‘Earth’, specifically within the residence of one ‘Joe Biden’.

Blue Origin (Bezos’ space company) was due to have a big ‘ol space launch, BUT due to the solar storms, the launch was delayed (again, btw).

While you were freaking out about stupid things like MONEY Nasa have gone up there and only gone and found freaking LIFE ON MARS YOU BITCHES.

President Donald ‘Jesus’ Trump has officially won full custody of Joe Rogan following his unexpected divorce from tech billionaire, Elon Musk.

Katy Perry, has opened up about her struggle with adjusting to life back on Earth following her marketing stunt, sorry, 'mission' to visit the atmosphere.

Despite finally receiving their ride home, the two astronauts stuck on the International Space Station have decided they’d rather stay up in space after all.

This morning millions of Americans arose from their beds, ran downstairs with glee, and threw open their curtains to gaze out on the brand-new light of Trump.

New Jersey parking authorities have determined the origin of the strange lights to be a massive Iranian spaceship in violation of parking restrictions.