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The age of agentic AI trading is upon us with Robinhood, one of the world’s most popular trading platforms, launching agentic stock trading.

OK, good, thank god, it’s not affected wallstmemes.com yet. As a wise man once said, this is it, the apocalypse. The whole internet is shutting down one by one.

A bipartisan group has unveiled a new bill that would forbid lawmakers from trading individual stocks, leading Nancy Pelosi to shit an entire gold brick.

If you’ve spent any time on the internet lately, you know that market prediction tools are becoming a driving force in the world of finance and degeneracy. Forget analyzing price-to-earnings ratios or listening to Jerome Powell mumble about inflation; now, modern finance is all about wagering your hard-earned cash on whether a major politician will […]

Amazon founder and part-time rocket enthusiast Jeff Bezos is back in the news, and no, it’s not for wearing another questionable cowboy hat.  This time, the world’s favorite centibillionaire has officially jumped headfirst into the AI hype train with a brand new startup called Prometheus.  But while half the planet is sweating bullets about a […]

Donald (the President) Trump has traded stocks more than 3,700 times in the first quarter of this year, averaging 59 trades a day, 9 trades an hour.

The U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) has officially scrapped the infamous Pattern Day Trader rule, instantly upgrading millions of retail investors from “financially protected citizens” to “unsupervised volatility enthusiasts.”

Meta main manager, Mr. ‘Mark’ has manifested a mesmerising Miami mega mansion for millions and millions and millions and millions and millions of monies.

Online booksellers, ‘Amazon’ launched their new AI chips ‘Trainium3’ on Tuesday and according to the corp servers on that chip are 40% cheaper than Nvidia’s.

Famed insider trader and former House Speaker, Nancy Pelosi, has decided not to run for re-election next year, and the finance trades have been spiralling.