Elon By Ima ShortApril 23, 2026 at 15:08 GMT Tesla’s stock just fell a massive 2.4% as Elon Musk pours more money into spending on AI, robots and chips to snack on when he gets peckish.
Elon By Max ProfitApril 23, 2026 at 14:02 GMT Tesla secretly invested $2 billion dollars in money into their sister company SpaceX and now it’s got everyone talking about the possibility of a merger.
Stonks By Ima ShortApril 13, 2026 at 10:07 GMT In one of the most bearish calls against Tesla stocks, JPMorgan analyst Ryan Brinkman (lol) just warned that the EV car stock could fall as much as 60%.
Elon By Marge IncallJanuary 29, 2026 at 16:47 GMT Richest man sur la planet just announced on an investors call that Tesla will discontinue production of its Model X SUV and Model S full-size sedan.
Elon By Max ProfitNovember 10, 2025 at 12:19 GMT Tesla shareholders have just approved Elon’s famous $1trl pay package, securing Musk’s continued commitment to the company that he probably should already have.
Elon By Max ProfitNovember 6, 2025 at 14:58 GMT Tesla shareholders are meeting in Austin right now decide: make Elon quit the company as the world’s richest man or make him even more the world’s richest man?
Elon By Marge IncallOctober 23, 2025 at 11:20 GMT Elon Musk just gate-crashed his own earnings call to beg shareholders to vote in favor of his controversial $1 trillion pay package. Come on a guy’s got to eat.
Elon By pm1September 17, 2025 at 10:16 GMT A Tesla investor proposed a vote to forbid leadership from making political statements but it was shot down after the board ran crying to mom (the SEC).
Elon By Max ProfitSeptember 15, 2025 at 11:36 GMT Currently now world’s richest man again, Elon Musk has disclosed a purchase of 2.57 million shares in Tesla INCorporated ($TLC) worth roughly $1billion dollars.
Elon By Max ProfitAugust 4, 2025 at 11:50 GMT Tesla CEO Elon Musk has successfully bullied the Tesla board out of 96 million shares worth $30 billion dollars in money after threatening to leave the company.