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“We have a deal on TikTok, I’ve reached a deal with China, I’m going to President Xi on Friday to confirm everything up,” Trump told indignant reporters.

President Donald Trump has once again extended the deadline for TikTok to be sold to an American company, citing a backlog of videos deemed “certified bangers”.

TikTok’s ticked off as the clock’s tick-tocking for the top scrolling dot com to get shot of spy bots and go back to hip-hop and dance-offs. Stop the clock! A lot of pots have got dropped off top cop slop mop brain rot… Ok, that’s enough of that. THE NEWS is that TikTok is facing […]

The U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) has officially scrapped the infamous Pattern Day Trader rule, instantly upgrading millions of retail investors from “financially protected citizens” to “unsupervised volatility enthusiasts.”

Pres. Don. Trump. just raised tariffs on South Korean imports to 25% for some reason but despite this, Asian markets have seen a massive boom.

Jerome “Big Ballz” Powell has clapped back against Trump’s latest attack on the Federal Reserve Chair, saying "Fuck y'all! I don't need this shiiiit!!!"

Oh sure Chase Bank and the woman in the viral TikTok “claims” it was a computer glitch, but we all see through you, Maddie. We know what the sitch is, ya broke.

These goddam kids. You aren’t drinking. You aren’t clubbing. YOU AREN’T EATING CHIPOTLE???!! WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU!””!??!??!?? Chipotle has avocados!!!

Despite rampant rumors on TikTok and French news outlet, ‘La News’, President Donald Trump is not in fact dead after all despite not being seen for a week.

In a big red flag to crypto fans worldwide, investment firm, BlackRock just dumped 490 $BTC worth about $68.7 million dollars USD, while looking shifty. Fuck.