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“We have a deal on TikTok, I’ve reached a deal with China, I’m going to President Xi on Friday to confirm everything up,” Trump told indignant reporters.

President Donald Trump has once again extended the deadline for TikTok to be sold to an American company, citing a backlog of videos deemed “certified bangers”.

TikTok’s ticked off as the clock’s tick-tocking for the top scrolling dot com to get shot of spy bots and go back to hip-hop and dance-offs. Stop the clock! A lot of pots have got dropped off top cop slop mop brain rot… Ok, that’s enough of that. THE NEWS is that TikTok is facing […]

These goddam kids. You aren’t drinking. You aren’t clubbing. YOU AREN’T EATING CHIPOTLE???!! WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU!””!??!??!?? Chipotle has avocados!!!

Despite rampant rumors on TikTok and French news outlet, ‘La News’, President Donald Trump is not in fact dead after all despite not being seen for a week.

In a big red flag to crypto fans worldwide, investment firm, BlackRock just dumped 490 $BTC worth about $68.7 million dollars USD, while looking shifty. Fuck.

Yes, it’s that time of the week! Welcome back to the inaugural ‘Pyramid Scheme of the Week’ feature! In which we award one budding Pyramid Scheme the grand prize of our $2,000 dollar investment. This week’s winner is… drumroll… Banks! Yes, you read that right. Banks. From your regular old brick-and-mortar bank to your online-only […]

The White House has just announced that actress and internet obsession Sydney Sweeney will be awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, for saving the economy.

“Nothing beats a Jet2 holiday and certainly not deportation,” said a Jet2 spokesperson in response to the White House posting a video of a man in handcuffs.

The artist formerly known as Twitter, ‘X’, has decided to just make everything easier for everyone by pinning the phrase ‘WW3’ to the top of their trending bar.