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Well, that escalated quickly (again).  Just when you thought high-stakes global diplomacy might actually result in a peaceful weekend, President Trump decided to enter the chat.  High-level diplomatic peace talks between the US and Iran in Switzerland, aimed at turning a 60-day pause in the Iran conflict into a lasting peace, ended abruptly early Monday […]

Just when you thought the global geopolitical landscape couldn’t get any more theatrical, the White House has served up another absolute gem. The United States and Iran have officially signed a 14-point memorandum of understanding (MOU) to halt their months-long conflict and finally get the blocked Strait of Hormuz back in business. But if you […]

Move over, Lionel Messi. There is a new potential star of the 2026 World Cup podium, and he prefers a red tie over a soccer jersey. According to sports insiders, President Donald Trump will reportedly be allowed to lift the legendary World Cup trophy on stage alongside the winning team during next month’s final at […]

If you had “world peace breaks out” on your 2026 financial bingo card, congratulations, go grab yourself a prize from the top shelf. In a move that has sent shockwaves through both global diplomatic circles and the group chats of everyone trading commodities, President Donald Trump took to social media on Sunday evening to drop […]

Just when you thought the crypto markets couldn’t get any wilder, the ultimate masters of branding have officially conquered the digital wild west.  The Trump family has reportedly pulled off one of the biggest bags in digital asset history, securing a staggering $2,300,000,000 in profit from their various crypto ventures. While the rest of us […]

Disgraced crypto golden boy Sam Bankman-Fried is apparently tired of trading mackerel packets for prison haircuts. In the ultimate “you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take” move, the convicted FTX founder has formally applied for a presidential pardon from President Donald Trump. According to official records from the U.S. Department of Justice’s Office […]

Just when you thought the global geopolitical landscape couldn’t get any more like a messy group chat at 2:00 AM, the United States and Iran have officially entered their toxic exes era. We are either a step away from complete war or complete peace, depending on Trump’s mood. If you’ve taken a glance at the […]

Trump is demanding a Fort Knox audit after a former CIA officer was caught hoarding $40 million in gold. Coincidence? Probably not.

You might have seen the reveal of Donald Trump’s insane number of trades recently, with over 3,700 trades just in the first quarter of this year.

Donald (the President) Trump has traded stocks more than 3,700 times in the first quarter of this year, averaging 59 trades a day, 9 trades an hour.