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The official White House social media accounts just posted a cryptic video of some woman’s shoes teasing the launch of something or other.

The White House Just Shared This Mysterious ‘Shoe’ Video And Everyone’s Scrambling To Decode It

Trump recently demolished the East Wing of the White House in order to build a $400 million dollar ballroom and beneath that wing is/was a secret bunker.

Trump To Build $400m Secret Bunker Under White House Ballroom, Here’s What He’s Hiding

The government is open again! Yay! I can finally get my hands on that tasty, tasty jobs and inflation data that I so desperately need to set interest rates…

White House May Never Release October Jobs/Inflation Data And Wall Street’s Flying Blind

President Trump has already started on the demolition of the East Wing of the White House in order to build his $250m ballroom so he can have somewhere to YMCA.

Trump To Demolish White House And Build ‘Gold House’ Instead

White House To Start Using Grok, MechaHitler To Run In 2028

September 4, 2025 at 11:58 GMT

Grok is now featured on the government’s list of approved vendors, reversing the previous decision to remove Elon's AI after it called itself MechaHitler.

“Nothing beats a Jet2 holiday and certainly not deportation,” said a Jet2 spokesperson in response to the White House posting a video of a man in handcuffs.

In preparation for Donald Trump’s move back into the White House, Joe Biden has left behind an ancient mirror possessed by a ghost for Trump to find.

Biden Leaves Cursed Mirror In White House For Trump To Find

As one of his many first acts as the new king of the free world, Donald Trump has written an executive order rolling back diversity, equity and inclusion (DEI).

#WhiteHouseSoWhite, Trump Puts All DEI Hires On Leave, Accidentally Fires Elon

The White House just posted a picture on X of a website they’d supposedly launched, provocatively titled ‘OnlyFarms.gov’. Do I have to explain the joke?

Trump Unveils ‘OnlyFarms’ Government Website And It’s Really Not What You Think

After the White House said South Park, “Hasn’t been relevant for over 20 years,” both Vice President JD Vance and ICE posted stills from the controversial show.