Politics

Soda Cans To Become 25% Smaller Following Trump Tariff

“Pace Yourself” Worried Doctors Strongly Advise Trump

JD Vance Discovered Living Under Rock For A Month

Trump Announces New Golf Course

Trump Starts Trade War, Gets Barred From Family Catan Night

Melania’s Christmas Budget Uncertain Following Trump Spending Freeze

Pardoned January 6 Rioters Immediately Start Rioting Again

#WhiteHouseSoWhite, Trump Puts All DEI Hires On Leave, Accidentally Fires Elon

Millions Of Americans Wake To Find Sky Slightly More Orange Than Normal

Trump To Make America Great Again Again, Forced To Recall Hats