Politics
Willy Wonka To Sue Donald Trump For Stealing ‘Golden Ticket’ Idea
Trump Accidentally Ends Cold War
BREAKING: Eoln Musk Fries Government Smell Chekers
Local Man Regrets Spending $50 Million On Condoms, “I Might Have Overestimated My Chances”
Google Maps Crashes Under Sheer Volume Of Border Changes
Soda Cans To Become 25% Smaller Following Trump Tariff
“Pace Yourself” Worried Doctors Strongly Advise Trump
JD Vance Discovered Living Under Rock For A Month
