Politics

Israel-Hezbollah Ceasefire Leaves Thousands Confused, ‘Which War Is Over?’

Biden To Lend Ukraine His Secret Hurricane-Making Machine

Biden To Hide In Amazon Until Presidency Expires

Trump To Replace Border With 300ft Chasm

Jack Nicholson Comes Out Of Retirement To Play Future Attorney General Mark Gaetz

Trump Appoints Hulk Hogan As Secretary Of Whoopin’ Ass

Biden Not Really Sure What To Do With Himself Now

News Anchors Unsure What To Talk About Now Election Is Over

State Funeral Scheduled For Peanut The Squirrel

Trump Demands Recount, Wants More Votes