Politics
Nation Braces Itself For Exciting Night Of Paper Counting
Apocalypse Imminent After [INSERT NEW PRESIDENT HERE] Wins Election
Local Man Looking Forward To Election Finishing So He “Can Go Back To Thinking About Birds”
Disillusioned Voters Decide To Vote For Both Candidates
Putin Buys Earth After Google Lawsuit Payout
Trump’s Final Message To Voters: Dress For The Job You Want, Not The Job You Have
Real Floating Island Of Garbage Starting To Feel Left Out Of The Conversation
Trump Picks Elon Musk As Running Mate
