Elon Announces Real-Life “Jurassic Park” Here’s How He’ll Bring Back Dinosaurs
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“Welcome to JuraXic Park!”
As if he hadn’t learned the lesson from any of the seven movies, two animated TV shows, twenty-nine comic books, one-hundred-and-twelve video games and one pair of novelty Jurassic World Washing Up Gloves… ELON MUSK is forging ahead with building his very own Jurassic Park/World.
That’s of course if his joke Tweets are intended to be taken entirely literally, which this braindead clickbait writer assumes is true.
Here’s what Elon actually said:
That’s right, we’re at the point in the news cycle where a six-word joke retweet from Elon Musk is headline worthy. Thanks UniLadTechDotCom!
Knowing full well there wasn’t really a story here, Harry Boulton (not naming names here) needed to pad out his word count for ‘the Lad’ so spent the first three paragraphs saying, “Elon is the richest man, he could probably afford Jurassic Park” but using different words.
No shade Harry, I’m also padding like crazy right now. Game recognise game.
Anyway, what were we talking about? Oh yeah, Elon made a joke. That’s the news. You can go home now.
But if you’re going to stick around, I’ll indulge the concept. Is is possible to bring back dinosaurs? Well, kind of. We for sure have the tech to make a dino-shaped genetically modified chicken. Something that publications like WallStMemes and UniLad wouldn’t hesitate to call dinosaurs, just like when the world was duped into thinking the dire wolves had returned in what was just some extra fluffy pups in a PR stunt.
Could those turkey-dinosaur genetic monstrosities then populate a zoo-type theme park? Yeah, maybe? But I bet you anything they wouldn’t be able to reproduce, would be riddled with genetic diseases and would just wilt and die very quickly. Throw enough money at the project and maybe it could keep going for a bit but you’re making a loss here and that’s just not sustainable is it?
So no, I don’t think it’s possible. I don’t care if it’s a joke, Elon, you got my hopes up!
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