Elon Might Be Secretly Planning A SpaceX-Tesla Merger Ahead Of IPO, Here’s Why That’s Genius
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Elon Musk (or ‘Elomusk’ for short) is rumored to be considering a SpaceX/Tesla merger just before SpaceX goes for its long-gestating IPO (‘initial public offering’ for long).
Apparently, Musk has discussed this option with colleagues, according to “people familiar with the talks,” according to CNBC (according to me).
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The move would follow a long line of self-mergers (those are rare) that Elon has enacted with his companies.
This year, SpaceX absorbed xAI, and before that, the social media platform X was absorbed by xAI, and before that, a giant cloud of dust and gas coalesced into the sun and planets that we call our solar system.
It’s a smart move because xAI + SpaceX makes for a much tastier IPO (now estimated to hit $1.25 trillion), and despite their seemingly disparate products, SpaceX’s plans to launch orbital AI datacenters are, in fact, very much aligned with xAI’s tech.
So why not repeat the move with Tesla?
Like xAI was before the merger, Tesla is also struggling financially and could do with the rocket boost that SpaceX would bring. Elon has already pivoted Tesla away from making cars and towards making AI and robots. Why not throw rockets into the mix?
Plus, Tesla and SpaceX already cross-pollinate many resources, like staff members, research, and that one time SpaceX launched a Roadster into space for some reason.
And most importantly, Elon will now only need one email address.
SpaceTeXla
Now the only question that remains is what the company will be called?
Technically, SpaceX’s full legal name is Space Exploration Technologies Corporation, and SpaceXAI is a division of that company (formerly called X.AI Corp). Tesla, meanwhile, is simply Tesla, Inc (boring).
So it seems clear that the only possible option for a name that acknowledges all this heritage is:
SpaceX.AIplorationTeslachnologiesCorp.oration, Inc.
But maybe we should just start calling it ‘Elon’s Company’ for short.
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