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  Pen Smith - June 21, 2026

  Waymo Recalls Thousands of Robotaxis Because They Keep Crashing Through Freeway Construction Zones (No, Seriously)

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  Pen Smith - June 20, 2026

  Peter Thiel’s Secretive Tech Society Just Leaked Its Member List And The Agenda Is Absolutely Unhinged

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  Pen Smith - June 19, 2026

  US Ships Leave The Strait of Hormuz In World’s Messiest Breakup; Iran Says The US Are Desperate

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  Marge Incall -

  Trump Claims Iran Agreement Is An Unconditional Surrender And Declares There Are No Limits To His Power

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  Bill Fold - June 18, 2026

  SpaceX Stock Plummets Immediately After Jim Cramer Opens His Mouth

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  Marge Incall -

  Whoopsie! The Fed Just Accidentally Wiped $1 Trillion From The Stock Market