Trump Got Accused Of Insider Trading, Here’s How You Can Follow The Same Trades

…get a job at the White House.

The Big Guy Upstairs: Donald Trump has just been accused of insider trading by the BBC and everyone just let out a collective, “Ya, you think?”

Just to make the point clear we’ve already covered this here:

One Gambler Made $436,000 On Maduro Capture And It’s Looking Like They Knew Something We Didn’t

And here:

This Billion Dollar Bet On Oil Prices Falling Was Placed Just Hours Before Trump’s Ceasefire

And there are numerous other examples of trading spiking just before a big government announcement and every time it looks super shady.

The BBC has collated the top five examples in this handy article but just to run you through it here we’ve got:

March 9 when oil futures spiked just 45 minutes before Trump said that the conflict was “very complete, pretty much.”

March 23 when oil trades jumped minutes before Trump posted about peace talks.

April 9 last year when traders bet on the stock market going up just 18 minutes before Trump paused tariffs and lo and below, the stock market went up.

And then there’s the Maduro capture (we mentioned that) and the February 28 Iran strikes.

I’M JUST SAYING IT’S SUSPICIOUS GUYS.

And I know, I’m constantly the guy who says don’t make connections where there are none based on little evidence, so obviously, take this with a grain of salt and wait for confirmation BUT we’re not talking about something insanely implausible like aliens here we’re talking about a grade A grifter who we’ve seen countless times exploit the Presidency for pure financial gain. This isn’t outside the realm of possibility.

I mean this is literally illegal but so is so much of what Trump’s done. No one has been prosecuted since it was made illegal for lawmakers in 2012. It’s very likely nothing will happen here again.

UGH. Just give me some justice for ONCE.