Iran Vows To Target “Economic Centers And Banks” To “Destroy” Global Economy, Here’s How They’ll Do It

With bombs, probably…

Construction projects, buying concert tickets, untangling cables and going to war all seem to have one thing in common and that’s that they all take waaaay longer than you’d expect. It feels like every modern war has had a ‘this will be done by Christmas’ mentality, and this Iran ‘conflict’ is no exception.

What started as just a simple assassination turned into a bombing campaign and now seems to be an all out war pulling in much of the world, if not militarily, at certainly economically.

And just when everyone’s hoping the temperature will be turned down, Iran starts sabre-rattling again saying, that they would target “economic centres and banks” and “destroy” the global economy. No! Not the banks! We need those!

The Iran with a plan

Speaking to Reuters, Ebrahim Zolfaqari, a spokesperson for the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps said, “Get ready for the oil barrel to be at $200 because the oil price depends on the regional stability which you have destabilised.”

I mean, he ain’t wrong.

Of course, this is a threat from America’s enemy in this war so take that with a pinch of salt, but with oil already topping $100 per barrel, and the strait of Hormuz still an active warzone, we are likely to see that figure climbing for a while.

Even with Russia’s oil that we supposedly don’t want…

So who’s to say? But until this all gets cleared up, I’m putting my money into windmills.

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Ima Short• March 17, 2026D

Iran Vows To Target “Economic Centers And Banks” To “Destroy” Global Economy, Here’s How They’ll Do It

Just when everyone’s hoping the temperature will be turned down, Iran starts sabre-rattl...
Politics
Ima Short• D

Iran Vows To Target “Economic Centers And Banks” To “Destroy” Global Economy, Here’s How They’ll Do It

Just when everyone’s hoping the temperature will be turned down, Iran starts sabre-rattl...
Politics