Elon: Wartime CEO To 7 Days A Week In The Office, Is Tesla Back?

Tesla had a big pump this weekend, potentially coinciding with its CEO, Elon Musk giving up the politics for good and finally getting back to doing his day job. Respect the grind.

Elon Musk has declared in an ex-tweet that he’ll be working 7 days a week and sleeping in the office so maybe we’re going to see Tesla rally again? Time will tell.

Is his America Party a dream just like the dream of America? Yeah, looks like it. Oh, well, fun while it lasted. Man, this guy’s a lot of talk, isn’t he?

Tesla bumped due in part from a rising EV market, a new launch in India and of course, RoboTaxis. Yes, it’s true, Robotaxis are coming to your town so look busy.

Musk was once highly critical of his employees working remotely and insisted that they return to the office. Now it seems that the CEO has finally got his own memo and left Washington to get back to work.

What’s Elon’s big work, you ask? Well, someone’s got to make Grok sexy now, don’t they? Yes, that’s right, Musk unveiled a sexy anime skin for X’s chatbot to cover up its Nazi skin.

Will keeping touch-starved males at home to goggle at some AI-generated affection solve the population crisis that Musk so frequently criticises? Yes. Yes, it will. These men weren’t going to breed anyways. Keep them out, increase the quality of the pool. It’s genius. What’s that, did someone say eugenics? No, it’s not that. Shh.

What’s this got to do with Tesla? Well, Tesla’s making robots now, and they have to have personalities too, so what better than a sexy anime waifu? Sure, it’s serving popcorn now, but give it a few years and it’ll be serving ass too.

“We’re Tesla, we make robots, they come in many shapes and forms,” tweeted the company’s official X account. And when they say they make robots, they’re talking about you too.

Here we go, we’ve got a hot new kid in town and his name’s Elon. Weird name, but it’s his and it works so don’t criticise.

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