Trump Just Went Full TACO On The Iran Ceasefire And Wall Street Went Nuts
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Thank god Trump Always Chickens Out because honestly, who wanted him to follow through on his threat that “A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again. I don’t want that to happen, but it probably will.”?
And in this case, sabre rattling seemed like a good idea at the time even if wiping out a civilization is probably a bad idea for everyone.
But how did Wall Street react?
- Oil prices have crashed of course, which is great for my bank account.
- The trading floor went wild with an influx of last minute trades reacting to the news.
- The larger investment firms have gone all in on AI and treasury funds while the price is right.
In short: it’s a massive rally as Wall Street heaves a sigh of relief that we might have some stability for two weeks at least.
We’ll see if it’ll last of course. Who knows, Trump could easily TACO out of his TACO and Uno Reverse us again. You never can tell with the man who once said, “As president, my highest aspiration is to bring peace and stability to the world.”
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