Strait Of Hormuz Ships To Start Paying Tolls In Bitcoin, Is The Petrodollar Dead?
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It’s a crazy time we live in, huh?
Iran is planning to require ships passing through the Strait of Hormuz a toll in Bitcoin in what would be a major move away from the US’s control of the economics of that area for now maybe.
Bitcoin is obviously up following the news, rising above $72,500. Maybe Trump’s massive investment into Bitcoin was him playing 4D chess all along.
It’s a big deal because people are talking about how America has this leverage over the global economy because the dollar is the reserve currency. Obviously places like Iran and China don’t want that and now Iran’s holding all the cards they have the political sway to kneecap the dollar.
Here’s an idea though. Maybe rather than Bitcoin or dollars or yuan, why don’t we try something else, why don’t we use buttons?
Now here me out.
Firstly, everyone has buttons, everyone owns buttons so you’ve got a good supply there. They have a practical usage as well because they hold up my pants which dollars don’t do so you’re already winning there.
- Buttons already look like coins so you won’t be needing to change slot machines or anything like that.
- Buttons have holes in the middle so if you wanted to you could tie them together and keep your money safe like that.
- Buttons are much lighter than coins or gold so you can have fun with them there.
- Buttons come in all sorts of shapes and sizes so that’s more fun for you there.
Anyways, yeah, what I’m saying is we should go for the petrobutton. Iran should be demanding buttons not Bitcoin. It’s the currency of the future.
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