Larry Summers Just Stepped Down From OpenAI And Harvard Might Be Next

As in he might be stepping down from Harvard, not going to go to Harvard… he’s already at Harvard. Do you even know what we’re talking about here?

Famed economist Lawrence Summers is stepping down from his position on the OpenAI board and from his teaching duties at Harvard due to his ties with J’Epstein. But he’s only on leave, and now there’s a student petition to expel him altogether, like he was flunking too many classes or something.

But no, Summers’ crime is far worse than skipping PSCY 101. So, what did Larry do? Well, he reached out for help.

You see, Larry was implicated in the last batch of emails related to Jeffrey ‘a-bit-too-well-connected’ Epstein. In one exchange, the former Treasury Secretary seemed to ask the sex offender for romantic advice. Jesus. I guess those who can’t do, really do teach…

In November 2018, Summers emailed Epstein saying, “Think for now I’m going nowhere with her except economics mentor,” and called Epstein a “wing man”.

He also said, “Am I thanking her or being sorry re my being married. I think the former.”

Well, you’re about to be sorry for something a little worse than being married now, Larry.

Larry Summers and not Jeffrey Epstein — Pictured: Larry Summers has long been friends with the notorious sex pest.

It seems that Mr. Summers and Epsto were bestest of friends regularly hanging out and discussing baking recipes. I mean, back in 2005, Epstein pledged to bribe, sorry, donate 24 million in dollars to Harvard, and that’s before Epstein was even a bad guy.

Summers is married with 4.5 kids (BBC said he has six, Wikipedia says 3, so I split the difference).

A Bummer Summer For Summers

Not only is he an economist and an adulterist, he’s also a misogynist too, just a sprinkling, you know, for flavor. “I observed that half the IQ in world was possessed by women without mentioning they are more than 51 percent of population…” I can’t really do the math on that, but maybe that’s because I’m just a dumb stupid woman.

Discussing Donald Trump, Summers said that he thinks that Saudi Arabians think “Donald is a clown, increasingly dangerous on foreign policy.” So, before you come for him, Don, that’s the Saudi Arabians saying that, not Larry, OK?

Yeah, it’s all not great, but as of the time of writing, Summers still remains the director of the Mossavar-Rahmani Center for Business and Government at Harvard.

Will anything change there? Or are powerful men destined to get away with all their crimes? Tune in next week to find out.