Makers Of ‘Charts With Big Arrows Squiggling Up’ Report Record Profits

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Charts with big upward-squiggling arrows are entering a boom period according to ‘Big Arrow’ the creators of what many are calling the most successful product since the spinning newspaper. This positive trend is predicted to squiggle down slightly at some point but will likely return to its upward trajectory in the near future.
Commenting on their recent success, Arnaldo Arnadson, CEO of Charts That Have A Big Arrow Squiggling Up Dot Com explained, “We’re very happy to see that charts with a big arrow squiggling upward are more popular than ever. I know some detractors have claimed these figures are false or that the chart is upside down, but if you take a look at this big chart here with an arrow squiggling upward you’ll see that that’s just not the case.”
The detractors to which Arnadson is eluding are likely the manufacturers of ‘charts with a big arrow squiggling down’ who once again reported record losses this quarter.
“Look I know an idiot when I sees one and Arnadson’s a grade-A idiot-a,” countered Darnaldo D. Darnadson. “The market’s down, down I tells ya! Here, just look at this chart that I happen to have with me:”

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