Trump Admits To Being Deep State Puppet, “This Is Biden’s Stock Market, Not Trump’s”

In a revealing Truth Social post, current President Donald J. Trump has admitted that he is in fact a deep state puppet for former President Joe Biden and has been all along.

Trump wrote, “This is Biden’s Stock Market, not Trump’s,” seemingly admitting that Biden is still somehow in charge of the economy.

However, Trump has said he plans to fight back, “We have to get rid of the Biden “Overhang.” This will take a while.”

Expert conspiracy theorists suggest that this term, ‘overhang’, is likely a codeword for the continued control J’Biden has over Trump.

“He left us with bad numbers,” Trump continues, “But when the boom begins, it will be like no other. BE PATIENT!!!”

Now, it’s unclear what this ‘boom’ refers to. Idiots think that the ‘boom’ might refer to the economy, however, they are idiots. Real ones know that ‘boom’ implies an explosion of some kind, meaning that Trump plans to fight back with force and destroy the deep state once and for all. Huzzah!

But it might take a while for Trump to fully have control of anything so BE PATIENT!!! And remember, none of this is his fault, unless it’s good, in which case it’s all him baby.

In spite of Trump’s admission, SOME people (again, idiots) are claiming that he contradicted himself in a previous Truth Social post in which he said the exact opposite thing: “THIS IS THE TRUMP STOCK MARKET”.

Anyone with half a brain would understand that clearly this was written when Trump was under the influence of the Biden Overhang. Trump has only just wrestled off the tendril-like clutches of the big JB. OF COURSE HE HAD TO SAY THAT! He can’t just admit he’s a deep state puppet like that can he? Until now. Now he can.

Anyway, today’s a big day to find out that Trump is finally free (yay!) and now we’ll start to see some real gains. Great America, here we come!

For more garbage, (this one’s from way back when) click here: Trump Announces The Purge