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In news that would give any boomer an aneurysm, the US Federal Housing Finance Agency has just issued an order to value Bitcoin and crypto as assets for a mortgage.
Real estate just got a little more virtual, paving the way for zip code NFTs and shitty timeshares scams entirely on the blockchain.
After decades of being denied access to the property ladder, coiners can now join the exclusive club of people allowed to own houses, along with anyone over the age of 50 and shady Russian oligarchs.
Bitcoin owners across the world collectively high-fived each other and said, simultaneously, “What could possibly go wrong?”
In completely unrelated news, Paramount Pictures has greenlit ‘The Big Short 2: Electric Boogaloo’.
Whilst details about the script remain under lock and key, producers have hinted that they were “Inspired by very recent events.”
“I’m not saying we’re heading for another housing market crash,” commented Adam McKay, who’s already signed on to direct the sequel. “But we’re heading for another housing market crash.”
“This one’s going to be spicier than the original, though,” McKay continued. “We’ve already cast Zach Galifianakis as Elon Musk and George Clooney as a Bitcoin.”
Alright, if that’s all the news for today, I’m off to go swap my DOGECOIN for a mansion with a view of the ocean.
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