Buffett Withholds Donation To Bill Gates Foundation For First Time, The Reason? Epstein.

Why does it always have to be Epstein?

The Goat of Wall Street, Warren ‘the Goat of Wall Street’ Buffett, has skipped his midyear donation to the Gates Foundation for the first time in 20 years, and we’re all hoping he doesn’t know something we don’t.

Now we don’t know know the reason for the delay, but the Wall Street Journal (no affiliation with Wall Street Memes) speculates that Buffett might be awaiting the foundation’s own review into Billiam Gates’ ties to one Mr. Jepstein Epstein.

For the record, Mr. Microsoft befriended the registered sex offender three years AFTER Jeff pleaded guilty to coercing a child into prostitution.

But also for the record, Bill claims that he only found out about all that in 2018. He also says that all his communications with the New York financier were of a financial nature and that they stopped speaking with Jeff when it was clear his investment chat was all just chat.

Jeff’s side of the story is a little different. He might be dead, but he left a cryptic email to himself, addressed to Bill, in which he alleges that Will Gates had sex with a Russian sex worker and then Jeff had to buy him STD medication. What?

I’m a Mac, and I’m an STD

You can see why Buffett doesn’t really want anything to do with this dumpster fire, at least until the heat’s cooled off.

“I think until it gets cleared up, it doesn’t make sense to do a lot of talking,” Buffett said when explaining that he hasn’t spoken with Gates since the files were released. “I don’t want to be in a position where I know things… to be called as a witness.”

God, I hope that ellipsis is an editing fragment and not a dramatic pause…

And despite donating over $43 billion to the foundation since 2006, it’s all a bit up in the air, at least until the review comes through.

So we’ll just have to wait and see what happens, but for the time being, sorry Bill, you’re just going to have to be a few million short this month.

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