Golden Statue Of Trump Holding Bitcoin Appears Outside Capitol
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In a development that in no way means anything, a giant golden statue of Donald Trump has been erected (lol) in Washington.
The statue is the work of the Donald J. Trump Golden Statue project, a group of cryptocurrency investors whose purpose remains unclear. Probs erecting (lol) a golden statue of Donald J. Trump.
Oh wait, they explained it, “This statue stands as a tribute to Trump’s visionary leadership and unwavering commitment to advancing the future of finance through Bitcoin and decentralized technologies.”
OK, fine, so it’s just a golden idol, nothing to worry about. Definitely not the end of the world or anything.
Oop, no, hold on, they’ve released a token alongside it, the DJTGST token. Ok, so it’s an advert for a meme coin. Which, btw, peaked at $300,000 dollars in real money. Almost enough to pay for a real gold statue.
The statue is, of course, not real gold, but the colour was chosen because it just so happens to be Trump’s favorite color. And just because it’s gold doesn’t mean it’s money, DOESN’T MEAN THIS STATUE CONSTITUTES A BRIBE!!
It’s not a bribe, ok?
The statue made a big splash on X (I mean, it’s heavy, it’s going to make a big splash), with opinions going both ways, but it hasn’t seemed to have made much of an impression beyond that. Given that Trump’s overseas atm, it’s unclear if he’s even seen it.
I’m still holding out for a cute pic of the two, tho, that would be fun.
Anyway, that’s about all on that. If you’d like more gold news, you can read this story: Trump Unveils $25bn Golden Dome, Arrested For Indecent Exposure
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