Wall Street Traders Now Using Emoji to Communicate Complex Financial Strategies

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Winky face. Christmas tree. Eggplant. Now, that might seem like gibberish to the lay person, but to any savvy wallstreeter, this is a multi-million dollar deal and potentially the future of trading.
“We realized that emoji are a much more efficient way to communicate than traditional language,” said ‘Balls To The Wall’ trader, Lee Martin. “For example, instead of saying ‘buy stocks,’ we can just send a rocket emoji. And instead of saying ‘sell stocks,’ we can just send a bear emoji. Or let’s say I want to pump futures stocks in Chinese lithium mines I might say, 🙀🧥🦖💇♀️🏸… if that makes sense.”
Whilst this seems groundbreaking, for many, the change is nothing new. Elon Musk, for one, has long since switched to using emojis for all his communications. Musk recently tweeted a cryptic peanut emoji and sends poop emojis as default to all press enquiries.
The switch to emoji has not been without its challenges. Some traders have complained that it can be difficult to express complex ideas using only emoji, but they’re just 🧛.
“Sometimes I find myself having to use multiple emoji to convey a single idea,” said Dean Martin (no relation) another day trader. “For example, if I want to say ‘buy stocks in a tech company that is expected to grow rapidly,’ I have to send a rocket emoji, a computer emoji, a green arrow emoji, a laughing face emoji (to show I was happy about it) and then a love heart emoji to say that I love you and by that point you might as well just use words.”
Despite the challenges, the use of emoji in financial communication is on the rise. Some experts believe that emoji could eventually replace traditional language in the financial world and maybe even the world world.
“I think we’re seeing the beginning of a new era in financial communication 👯,” said one analyst. “Emoji are a powerful tool that can be used to convey complex ideas in a simple and efficient way 🐩.”
However, other experts are more skeptical. They argue that emoji can be too easily misinterpreted, which could lead to costly mistakes.
“I’m concerned that the use of emoji in financial communication could lead to confusion and misunderstandings,” said two economists. “I think it’s important to use caution when using emoji to communicate complex financial ideas 🍆.”
Only time will tell whether emoji will become the lingua franca of financial communication but I for one don’t think it will ever be able to say, write an entire article, for example…
[To read this entire article in emoji, please see below:]
🧱 💵 🅰 🌨 🆖 🇦 Ⓜ 🅰
😉 🌲 🍆. 🅰 . 🌨 , 🅰 Ⓜ Ⓜ 🅱 🇦 🌡 🅰 👱🏻♀️ , 🅱 🇦 💵 🅰 🧱 💵 🀄 Ⓜ 📧 🔛 🅰 🅰 🅰 🅰 🌡 🕐 🌾 🅰 .
” 👥⬅️ 🅰 🅰 Ⓜ 🅰 🀄 Ⓜ Ⓜ 🕐 🅰 🇦 🅰 👤📖 🅰 , ” 💬 ‘🏐 🇦 🌡 🧱’ 🅰 , 😪 🅰 . ” 🍴 🅰 , 🅰 🌾 💬 ‘ 🛒 ⭕ , ‘ 👥⬅️ 🥫 📦️➡️ 🀄 🚀 Ⓜ . ➕ 🅰 🌾 💬 ‘ ⭕ , ‘ 👥⬅️ 🥫 📦️➡️ 🀄 🐻 Ⓜ . 💬 🅿 🙏 🇦 ⛽️ 🕐 ⭕ 🅿 🇨🇳 Ⓜ Ⓜ 🅿 Ⓜ 💬 , ♀ 🍴 🅰 🛠️ 👃. ”
🧑🍳 , 🍴 🅰 🌡 🅰 🇮🇸 🆖 🆕 . 🍈 Ⓜ 🍴 1️⃣ 🅰 🆖 🦓 🇦 Ⓜ 🍴 🅰 👤👨⬅️ 🅰 . Ⓜ 🕐 🀄 😢 🥜 Ⓜ ➕ 📦️➡️ 🀄 💩 Ⓜ 🅰 🅰 🇦 🅰 🗜 🔍.
🇨🇭 🇦 Ⓜ 🅰 ❌ 🅱 ⭕ 🚮 🅰 . Ⓜ 🅰 🙏 👀 🅰 🇮🇹 🥫 🅱 🇦 🗯️ Ⓜ 💡 🆖 🔛 Ⓜ , 🅱 🧛 .
” Ⓜ 🅿 🔎 Ⓜ 🅰 🇦 🎠 Ⓜ Ⓜ 🇦 🔛 🀄 🆖 💡 , ” 💬 🅰 🅰 ( 🇳🇴 🅰 ) 🙏 👀 . ” 🍴 🅰 , 🍴 🅿 🙏 🇦 💬 ‘ 🛒 ⭕ 🅿 🀄 🅰 🅰 🇮🇸 ❌ 🇦 🌲⬆️ 🅰 , ‘ 🅿 🅰 🇦 📦️➡️ 🀄 🚀 Ⓜ , 🀄 💻️ Ⓜ , 🀄 🟢 ← Ⓜ , 🀄 😆 😀 Ⓜ ( 🇦 🚿 🅿 🅰 😀 🅰 🇮🇹 ) ➕ 🀄 ❤️ ❤️ Ⓜ 🇦 💬 🅰 🅿 ❤️ ➡️👤 ➕ 🅱 🅰 👈️ ➡️👤 Ⓜ 🅰 🎠 ⚔ . ”
🌡 🅰 , 🌡 🎠 🌾 Ⓜ 🅿 🅰 🅰 🇮🇸 🀄 🌡 🌄 . Ⓜ ❌ 💜 🅰 Ⓜ ⭕ 🅰 🅰 🅰 🅰 🅿 🌡 🅰 🌐 ➕ 🅰 ✌ 🌡 🌐 🌐 .
” 🅿 💭 🌻 ‘ 🆓 👀 🌡 🆕 🌾 🀄 🆕 🅰 🅿 🅰 🅰 👯 , ” 💬 1️⃣ 🅰 . ” Ⓜ 🅰 🀄 ⭕ 🔪 🅰 🥫 🅱 😒 🇦 🔛 Ⓜ 💡 🅿 🀄 👿 ➕ 🕐 🅰 🐩 . ” ✌ , ⭕ ❌ 🅰 Ⓜ 🤨 . 🅰 🅰 Ⓜ 🥫 🅱 🛠 🅰 Ⓜ , ⭕ 🅰 🇦 ⭕ 🅰 .
” 🅿 ‘ 🀄 🔛 🅰 🌡 🎠 🌾 Ⓜ 🅿 🅰 🅰 ⭕ 🅰 🇦 🔛 ➕ 🅰 , ” 💬 2️⃣ 🔛 . ” 🅿 💭 🇮🇹 ‘ 🆘 🅰 🇦 🎠 🅰 🆖 Ⓜ 🇦 🅰 Ⓜ 🅰 💡 🍆 . ” 🔛 ⏱️ 🗣️ Ⓜ 🅱 🌡 🅰 🅰 🌾 🅰 🅰 .
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