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Alright, it’s nearly the end of the year, and I just know you’re wondering, “What were the best-performing articles on Wall Street Memes Dot Com in this year of our lord two-thousand-and-twenty-five?”
Well, I’m so glad you asked, Jimmy. Without any further ado and in no particular order other than lowest to highest, here are our top 10 most clicked-click-bait-garbage-satirical-articles of 2025. Bring on 2026!
10. Socialist Mamdani Wins NYC Mayor, Here’s Where All The Billionaires Are Fleeing To
Yes, that is his first name. I feel like this one poked some buttons here. We’ve got that controversial buzzword ‘socialist’ we’ve got billionaires fleeing and the walking 2025-viral-trend that is Zohran Mamdani. If you’re not sick of politics by this point, you might just have a read.
9. Bezos Sells Amazon Shares To Pay For Wedding, Narrowly Avoids Bankruptcy
Bezos’ big-sumer bloat out was the talk of the internet earlier this year and although it’s not true that he almost went bankrupt (that’s literally impossible), he did spend the GDP of a small country on his wedding, so I was only exaggerating a little bit…
8. Michael Burry Just Brought Up GME, Here Are 5 More Red Flags That Signal a Bubble
I mean, Burry and GME, we’re talking pure finance bro meme-fuel right there, why wouldn’t you want to read more?
7. Nvidia Just Declared War On Michael Burry: Here’s What They’ve Both Said
Yep, Burry has been the gift that keeps on giving to satirical finance writers specifically. Thanks, Mike, keep ‘em coming.
6. Campbell’s Just Had A Massive Leak And You’ll Never Guess What’s Really In Its Soups
Now this one sounds like a specific can had a hole in it and of course you’re going to want to read on to find out if that can’s yours. Don’t want your groceries all covered in soup now do you?
5. You Won’t Believe Who’s The Front Runner For Time’s Person Of The Year
It was AI btw. Did they announce that in the end? Idk, cba to check. What, do you think I actually read the news? Get real.
4. Dollar Tumbles After Trump Announces Son Eric To Replace Jerome Powell
At this point we were still writing joke headlines and I’m worried that most people clicked through because it sounds real. I mean, it is something he’d do, isn’t it?
3. Trump Wins Custody Of Joe Rogan In Divorce With Musk
I’m pretty sure I stole this joke off a Twitter comment but hey, we’ve had most of our memes stolen at one point or another so fair’s fair, right?
2. ChatGPT To Allow Pornography, OnlyFans Stock Plummets
Yeah, I see you. I know why you’re all clicking on this one. Jesus. Depraved incels the lot of you. Get your minds out the gutter!
1. Trump Just Said This To Netanyahu In Front Of Millions And Everyone Is Losing Their Minds
Literally thousands of clicks above the rest, is it that much better an article? That much more informative or entertaining? No. It’s all garbage, but you suckers just can’t resist that sweet sweet clickbait, can you?
Well, I don’t know about you but I’ve learned nothing. Here’s to another year of trashy clickbait. Enjoy!
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