Wall Street Memes’ Top 10 Predictions For 2026
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Look no one knows the future except for Michael Burry, but we can make some educated guesses so without further ado, here are some completely unfounded wild predictions for 2026 that I pulled straight out my arse:
10. The markets will do something
I’m pretty confident in that one.
9. Warren Buffett will die
I mean, surely. Surely.
8. The AI bubble will burst
And my boss will finally stop asking me to use ChatGPT.
7. Michael Burry will short the entire global economy
And in doing so probably causing the very crash he was predicting.
6. Cramer will get something right for once
I mean, he needs the win, come on give him that.
5. Bitcoin will crash some more
But then probably jump back up. I mean, it is a volatile investment, what do you expect?
4. Trump will do something crazy
He’s coming up to almost a full year of one insane announcement a day so let’s see if he can keep that winning streak going.
3. I’ll do another one of these lists for 2027
It’s pretty likely I’ll just reuse this idea and most of the same text in 12 months’ time. If I’m still here that is.
2. When creating the list for 2027 I’ll regret choosing to do 10 entries
I know it doesn’t seem like a big number, but it really is when you have to think of something new and funny for each. I don’t know what I’m doing here, oh god I’ve still got one more to think of…
1. The world will implode and we will all die
That is, if we’re lucky.
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