Campbell’s Just Had A Massive Leak And You’ll Never Guess What’s Really In Its Soups

Allegedly…

A leaked audio reveals a Campbell Soup Company executive ranting about the quality of Campbell’s soups as part of an ongoing lawsuit.

In the recording, Vice President and Chief Information Security Officer (whatever that means) Martin Bally appears to say, “We have shit for fucking poor people. Who buys our shit? I don’t buy Campbell’s products barely anymore. It’s not healthy now that I know what the fuck’s in it… bioengineered meat, I don’t wanna eat a piece of chicken that came from a 3D printer.”

Just incredible work.

And I know this reads like something I would write but I swear, I’m not making this up. The lawsuit comes from a former employee who recorded the almost hour-long rant in which Bally made several comments about Indian workers. …positive comments, though, right?

“Fucking Indians don’t know a fucking thing. They couldn’t think for their fucking selves, you dumb fucks.” Oh, never mind…

Campbell's chicken soup 3d printed chicken — One of the alleged ingredients in Campbell’s Chicken Soup: a chicken.

Campbell’s soup, you know, from the painting?

Robert Garza thought he was going to discuss pay at a formal meeting but instead they met at a restaurant, Bally ranted an hour and then when Garza reported it, he was fired.

Yeah, not a good look.

Garza has now been put on leave pending investigation but Campbell’s says they’re not even sure the recording’s real.

“If the comments were in fact made, they are unacceptable. The comments heard on the recording about our food are not only inaccurate — they are patently absurd.” Oop, hello em-dash, did you write this Mr. Campbell or did ChatGPT?

“The person alleged to be speaking on the recording works in IT and has nothing to do with how we make our food.” Yeah, but IT would be pretty involved if your chickens are 3D printed now, wouldn’t they?

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