Google Unveils $1799 Flip Phone

Alphabet (Google) just unveiled its brand new Pixel 10 Pro Fold that’s like a regular phone but it folds in half. No wait, you’re not hearing me. What I’m saying is that you can use one half for a keyboard and another half for a screen. This is ground breaking and it’s only $2000 dollars (rounded up).

Sure, you’re paying a lot for something that you had back in 2005 and without the Hello Kitty decals, but this one has AI, so shut up. Yeah, all the other specks are basically like the last Pixel but the real game changer ain’t the flip, no, it’s that it’s waterproof. Yeah, that’s right. Now you can accidentally drop it in the bathtub whilst showering all you like and save a FORTUNE on rice.

Flip phones might seem like a fad, but everyone’s getting in on it. Samsung’s got one, Apple’s rumored to be developing a foldable iPad called the iBedsheet. So maybe this is the future. It’s exciting, we’ve not seen much innovation in this sector since Bill Jobs stood on stage and said, “What if all phones were the same brick of void forever?”

But Google’s Pixel has the drop on all those contenders thanks to a brand new feature. Whilst previously it was impossible to fold a sheet of phone in half more than seven times, the Pixel 10 Pro Fold can be folded as many times as you like. You can even use it to make origami birds. The Pixel won’t work after that of course, but that’s by the by.

The new phone ships on October 9th. Good luck finding a phone case.

(This article was in no way sponsored, funded, endorsed or even winked at by Google. I won’t make any money if you go buy one, I promise. I’m genuinely just out here interested in phones. Shoot me.)

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