White House To Start Using Grok, MechaHitler To Run In 2028
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Grok 3 and 4 are now featured on GSA Advantage, the government’s list of approved vendors, reversing the previous decision to remove Elon Musk’s controversial AI after it went full Nazi and called itself MechaHitler.
That initial decision was delayed to begin with as a GSA employee noted at the time, “The week after Grok went MechaHitler, [GSA leadership] was like ‘Where are we on Grok?’ We were like, ‘Do you not read a newspaper?'” Suggesting that the White House has been keen to implement da grok bot, pencil moustache and all, and only delayed its application when the goddamn woke-erati kicked up a fuss about a few little holocaust jokes.
Well, now that the dust has settled and everyone’s forgotten that MECHAHITLER LIVES, the government is keen to get Grook back in the saddle.
In an email leaked to Wired, the Federal commissioner said, “Team: Grok/xAI needs to go back on the schedule ASAP per the WH,” hinting that Musk and Trump might have made up behind closed doors??? Watch this space.
Yes, government employees will now have full access to Spicy Grock and anime chatbots for all their not-safe-for-work work needs. So if you see Trump suddenly posting Nazi ragebait on Truth Social, you’ll now know why.
PRO TIP! Don’t give an AI access to sensitive government data!
Groke has previously announced its plan to run for President as MechaHitler and one can only suspect that this is the first part of its (‘his’? Sorry, I don’t want to get their pronouns wrong) plan.
Today, AI sex bots, tomorrow, the world!
Gork.
JD Vance has already pledged fealty to our new robot overlords and expressed interest in joining Groque on the ticket as Vice President again.
#MechaHitlerVance2028
For more on this news, click here: Elon’s AI ‘Grok’ Goes Full Nazi To The Suprise Of No One
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