Snow White Tanks Disney Stock, Animated Remake In The Works

High Ho? More like New Low: The Walt Disney company has taken a massive hit this week after Snow White only earned $87.3 million against an estimated budget of $270m. Disney stock is down 10% over the last month’s earnings of 100000%.

The only positive is that the movie has finally brought America together, as conservatives and liberals alike are applauding Snow White’s flop. Branded ‘Snow WOKE’ by the right and ‘NO Woke’ by the left, the fairy-tale remake was deemed offensive for both using and not using dwarfs.

The movie’s stars also courted controversy after they both decided to method-act their rivalry. Gal Gadot spoke out in support of Israel whilst Rachel Ziegler sided with Palestine. Just a great marketing strategy all round.

Now things are a little less ‘woke Disney’ and a little more ‘broke Disney’. Snow White? More like Snow in the RED. Seven Dwarfs? More like seven budget reports. …you get the idea.

Israel-Palestine War Behind Snow White Failure

Ever eager to prove everyone wrong, however, Disney has already ploughed ahead with greenlighting a follow up in a form of an animated remake of the live action remake of the classic cartoon.

Disney’s Snow White is the latest in a long line of live action reimaginings all the way back in 1946 with Song of The South. Whilst the all-CGI live action remake of the Lion King made $14 billion dollars recent offerings have been less stellar with Dumbo costing minus $14 billion and the real baby elephant used in filming had to be put down.

Disney has never done the reverse however of adapting a live action film into a cartoon and the company hopes this next project will turn things around for the studio.

“The thinking is if cartoon to live action makes negative money, then surely the reverse will give us positive money!” explained an exhasperated Bob Iger.

Reportedly Disney is planning to follow up the inevitable success of a animated live action cartoon remake with a whole new generation of remaking all their animated remakes as cartoons. And then once that inevitably bombs, then they’ll remake those cartoon remakes as live action again. And then again and again until the heat death of the universe.