THIS IS NOT A GAME: GameStop Stock Drops
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It’s not funny anymore. You had your fun. You did your little ‘memes’ but now real people are getting real hurt, OK?
The big Dollar-Gee-Em-Eee: GameStop is going Game-Flop with a share price that’s more tanked than a T110E5 in World of Tanks.
That’s right, even though they gamestopped selling games and pivoted to buying ALL of the bitcoin, Gemy stock has slumped 11%, all the way down to an almost $25 share price.
This sucks for me in particular because I only just got round to watching that movie with that kid who plays the Riddler in it. Not Jim Carrey, you know, the new one with the Twilight guy, what’s his name? What’s that, Paul Dano? No, I’m pretty sure he’s called Robert Patterson.
Anyway, I watched that movie, the meme stock movie, and I thought, yeah, maybe I should get in on this whole GameStop hype. To the moon, am I right?? So I bought everything I could, I’m talking life savings, mortgages, even the last few buttons I found down my couch.
I’ve never bought shares before, but I knew this was a sure thing, so I went all in, like, yesterday, and what do I find this morning? Gone. It’s all gone. I don’t want to lose anymore, so I cash out everything just to save myself any extra damage.
So yeah, that’s where I’m at now. Not sure the Riddler’s going to make a movie about me, but at this point I think it’s the only way I’ll recoup my losses.
What was I talking about? Oh yeah, so GameStop’s lost basically all of its gains. Potentially, they could bounce back or get another gang of sweaty internet types to rally and save it again, but is a joke funny if you do it twice? Is a joke funny if you do it twice?
Maybe they’ll cash out their Bitcoin to refloat the boat or maybe, just maybe, they’ll start selling games again…
For more on this story, click here: GameStop YOLOs $513M into Bitcoin
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