Trump Denies Drawing Picture For Epstein, “But Whoever Did Is Pretty Talented”

Democrats have released a copy of Epstein’s ominous-sounding “birthday book,” which includes a note allegedly from President Donald J. Trump to the late, not-so-great paedophile.

The note, which the White House had previously denied existed, consists of a typed dialogue between Epstein and Trump and ends with, “Happy Birthday – and may every day be another wonderful secret.”

I wonder what that could possibly mean.

But the most suggestive element is that around the whole note is the drawing of what appears to be either a woman, a mannequin, or a hippo seen from above. Trump previously denied the drawing, saying, “I never wrote a picture in my life.”

Trump joins a long line of presidents who have committed crimes of artistic expression. Including George Bush, who… Ok, wait, I just Googled it to make fun of him, and some of these are pretty good. Never mind, you keep at it, Georgey Boy.

Trump: Art School Dropout

Anyways, there’s only one thing for it, we need to get Trump to recreate the drawing and see if they match. BUT if Trump knows that’s what he’s drawing, he’s going to do it way differently, like OJ and the glove.

So here’s my plan: we offer him free tickets to a life drawing class, which he will accept because those things are expensive. Then, when he gets there, the nude model reveals herself to have the exact body shape as the drawing, and Trump will be so swept up in the joy of the artistic process that he can’t help but draw the same drawing.

Or failing that, we ask him to draw a stick figure, which is a completely different thing so he won’t make the connection. BUT THEN we give him some constructive criticism like, “Oh, that’s so lovely Don, but I was wondering if you could make it a little more voluptuous.” And then maybe he’ll add some boobs maybe, maybe some curves.

Then he gives it back and we say, “A little more, a little more, less limbs please, Don. Lose the head, ok, now imagine you’re inspired to draw this for a sex trafficker. Perfect.”

It’s a FOOLPROOF plan.

I’m looking at you democrats to implement this, and I’ll be waiting here for my reward money or however this works, idk.

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