Trump To Be Awarded Nobel War Prize

President Donald Trump is tipped to be the first recipient of the newly created ‘Nobel War Prize’, following his attacks on an Iranian nuclear facility, potentially escalating a tense situation into full-scale war.

Whilst Trump had hoped to receive the Nobel Prize for peace, he is said to be happy with this alternative.

“It’s not what we wanted, but we’ll take it, sure,” said Trump when asked about his new accolade. “I mean, war is war, peace is peace, and either way, we’re the best at it. No one does war like America. We do it well, so well. I think they were right to give us this award. We are very good at it.”

Previously, President Barack Obama was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize for some reason, and Trump is said to have coveted the award since then, working hard to achieve peace in Korea, Russia, and Canada, all in an effort to one-up his former rival.

“Some say it’s better than the peace prize, though, I don’t know about that, but war’s harder, isn’t it? I would say war is harder, so I think it’s the harder prize to win.”

The Nobel Prize Organization will award Trump the accolade in November, if the world still exists by that point.

The organization’s official statement reads, “Donald J. Trump will be the first recipient of the Nobel War Prize 2025 for his extraordinary efforts to sow global distrust and escalate tensions between peoples.”

The award seems to be in direct response to Trump’s bunker-buster-bombing of Iran’s nuclear facilities, throwing the US headfirst into a conflict that former Presidents were desperate to stay out of. Iran has vowed retaliation, although probs not in the nuclear kind now, lol.

Mere days after the attack, Pakistan said that it would nominate Trump for the Nobel Peace Prize for helping to negotiate a ceasefire with India. Read the room, guys.

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