Trump Unveils ‘OnlyFarms’ Government Website And It’s Really Not What You Think
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This isn’t that interesting. I’m sorry to waste your time, but this is just a marketing stunt, basically.
The White House just posted a picture on X of a website they’d supposedly launched, provocatively titled ‘OnlyFarms.gov’. And if I have to explain that joke, you poor, innocent thing, what are you doing on Wall Street Memes Dot Com?
Except, this isn’t quite true, because typing in OnlyFarms.gov just redirects to the White House’s page for agriculture. It’s got a slow-mo montage of Trump hanging out with farmers so you know he cares and then it lists a bunch of policies that they’re doing for agriculture.
Damn, I wanted to see some sexy sheep dot gov.
So it’s just another bit of PR. Not worth writing about, ah, shit, I already did, didn’t I?
OnlyFarms? More Like OnlyGarms, amIright? hahaha
As the top comment on Reddit puts it really well:
“Everyone is talking about “OnlyFarms” instead of:
- A record-high of 15,000 farm closures in 2025 (source).
- A 46% increase in chapter 12 bankruptcies in the agriculture sector in 2025 (source).
- The loss of 2.5 million acres of farmland in 2025 (source).”
And I’ll let you read all that for yourselves.
Point is, don’t fall for these government hijinks. They just want your attention, it’s more valuable to them than anything else. So make sure you value it too.
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