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Donald Trump. Donald Trump. “Mr. President” (the President), 45th President of the United States Of America (USA) (POTUS) and director of the executive branch and the federal government and the commander-in-chief of the United States (US) Armed Forces (army), 47th President of the United States Of America (USA) (POTUS) and director of the executive branch and the federal government and the commander-in-chief of the United States (US) Armed Forces (army) and 48th and final President of the United States Of America (USA) (POTUS) and director of the executive branch and the federal government and the commander-in-chief of the United States (US) Armed Forces (army), official nomination of the Republican Party (the Grand Old Party (GOP)), convicted felon, host of The Apprentice, Home Alone 2 featured extra, receiver of bone spurs, Mother of Dragons, Father of Humans, Hirer of Big Balls, Mr. Master, Ms., Sir, Sire, King, Donald “The Don” J. (John) “Jay” “Jefferson” “Jesus” Trump (nee. Donald John Trump) “Drumpf” “Drumpft” “Trumpf” I (the 1st) AKA TACO (Trump Always Chickens Out), Cheeto Satan, Trumpoleon, The Incontinental Divider, Vladdy’s Boy, Mango Mussolini, Our Fondling Father, Tsar Trumplingrad, The Trump Dump, Sweet Potato Hitler, Don Whoreleone, Founding Farter, Pumpkin Spiced Stalin, Kim Don Un, President Donald McDonald’s, Farty-Seven, The Notorious P.I.G., Dumb Donald, Convicted Crook Donald Trump, Cheeto Benito, Dictator Donald, MAGA, The Lyin’ King, Know-Nothing Donald, Know It All Trump, Don the Con, Fuckboi Von Clownface, Clownface Von Fuckboi, Lawless Donald, Top Trumps, Tangerine Toddler, Corrupt Don, The Tangerine Nightmare, Cheetolini, DumbOld Sr., The Orange Shitler, Fake President, Traitor Trump, Mashing Potato Face, Cheatin’ Donald, President* Trump, Don the Con, Dirty Don, Cadet Bone Spur, Agent Orange, Benedict Donald, TicTac Trump, Lil’ Donny Moscow, The Second Coming of Jesus Christ, Red Don, FAUXTUS, Lyin’ Donald, Crooked Donald, Little-Hands Trump, Mrs. Putin, Dainty Donald, Spanky, Impotus, President Spanky McLiarface, etc…

Trump.

(To the tune of the Major-General’s Song)