Trump Removes Obama And Bush Portraits, Replaces Them With Mirrors

Donald “The President” Trump has reportedly hidden the official portraits of previous presidents, Barack Obama, George W. Bush and George H.W. Bush in an obscure staircase in the White House and replaced them with mirrors.

“The President thought the portraits were misleading,” explained Corniss Portiss, chairman of the official White House picture hanging committee. “He feared that guests, visitors and visitants alike would misunderstand that these were the current presidents.”

“Mr. Trump then suggested they replace all the portraits with pictures of himself. After it was explained to him that we were unable to hang the same picture multiple times, he pointed to one wall and said, ‘What about that picture of me? That’s different.’ Even though we told him that that was a mirror, he insisted that it was perfect.”

Reportedly, staff were then instructed to hang mirrors instead of the previous presidents’ portraits. It is unclear if the mirrors have any connection to the cursed mirror Joe Biden left in the White House attic for Trump to find.

“Now every wall has a mirror on it, and Mr. Trump is very happy that he can see himself in every frame.”

The moved portraits now reside at the top of the Grand Staircase leading to the White House residence, an area only used by a few staff and Obama when he wants to visit his portrait.

The location of Biden’s portrait was not given, but some suggest it currently hangs on the ceiling above Trump’s bed.

This change is just one of many Trumpifications that have been conducted at the house. Most include gilding everything, paving over rose gardens, or just generally making it all a bit more, how do I put this politely… ‘Trump’.

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