Trump Just Leaked A Ton Of World Leaders’ DMs But This Time He Meant To

You may remember Donald Trump from the Apprentice Movie but did you know he actually became the President? That’s right and his biggest dream that he’s had since lunch time is to own the green land of Greenland.

Since Denmark owns Greenland, Europe doesn’t really want this to happen, but Trump’s on the warpath, tearing up peace treaties and leaving crying Francophiles in his wake.

The latest development is that Trump has leaked a slew of texts between him and European world leaders but wait, he meant to do that?

But this isn’t like that group chat leak that Pete Hegseth did last year (where does the time go?), no, Trump is his own whistleblower here, deliberately sharing the private convos with the world in order to ridicule his supposed allies on the other side of the pond.

You know what, they’re worth a read, here:

From the Norwegian PM to Trump:

Dear Mr President, dear Donald – on the contact across the Atlantic – on Greenland, Gaza, Ukraine – and your tariff announcement yesterday.

You know our position on these issues. But we believe we all should work to take this down and de-escalate – so much is happening around us where we need to stand together.

We are proposing a call with you later today – with both of us or separately – give us a hint of what you prefer! Best – Alex and Jonas

Then Trump’s reply:

Dear Jonas: Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace, although it will always be predominant, but can now think about what is good and proper for the United States of America.

Denmark cannot protect that land from Russia or China, and why do they have a “right of ownership” anyway?

There are no written documents, it’s only that a boat landed there hundreds of years ago, but we had boats landing there, also. I have done more for NATO than any other person since its founding, and now, NATO should do something for the United States.

The World is not secure unless we have Complete and Total Control of Greenland. Thank you! President DJT

And more recently this text from the French PM Trump:

From president Macron to President Trump

My friend,

We are totally in line on Syria

We can do great things on Iran

I do not understand what you are doing on Greenland

Let us try to build great things :

1) I can set up a G7 meeting after Davos in Paris on Thursday afternoon. I can invite the Ukrainians, the Danish, the Syrians and the Russians in the margins

2) Let us have a dinner together in Paris together on Thursday before you go back to the US

Emmanuel

And the latest leak from the NATO Secretary General to Trump:

Mr. President, dear Donald – what you accomplished in Syria today is incredible. I will use my media engagements in Davos to highlight your work there, in Gaza, and in Ukraine.

I am committed to finding a way forward on Greenland. Can’t wait to see you.

Yours, Mark

…Now we all know that it’s just not the done thing to post your DMs online but it does offer a peek behind the curtain at how politics is actually conducted. Seems weird that leaders will just be texting each other on personal numbers but I guess why not?

Also there’s a fair amount of ass kissing which is embarrassing to see, but I guess they know how to play the Don. Macron seems a bit more blunt and might be a hint of things going forward that Europe might at last start to play hardball with the king of hardball, DJT, hoping he might live up to his TACO moniker.

All I know is that in this global game of chicken, likely we’ll all get squished.