Trump Actually Being Jesus Skyrockets On Predictions Markets

Donald Trump posted an AI-generated picture of him as Jesus, sorry, a doctor, sorry, Dr. Jesus, which isn’t a problem because it was him as a doctor, but then he deleted it, not because it was a problem, but because people misunderstood it. HE WAS CLEARLY A DOCTOR GUYS.

In the image Trump, dressed as Jesus and glowing like Jesus is seemingly healing people like a doctor so honestly it could go either way.

Speaking outside the White House, Trump said, “I did post it and I thought it was me as a doctor and had to do with Red Cross. It’s supposed to be me as a doctor, making people better. And I do make people better. I make people a lot better.”

Anyway, no matter his intention it turns out that implying that you’re Jesus isn’t very Christian because, you know, Jesus is Jesus, not Dr. Jesus. Many people were upset with the posting and spoke out against the image.

For example former Vice President Mike Pence said in an interview, “I think the president was right to take that one image down and his ongoing argument with Pope Leo.”

In any case, maybe it’s true. Maybe Trump is Jesus… And if prediction markets are anything to go by, a lot of people are wondering if that’s true. A number of bets have been placed that Donald Trump will be shortly revealed to actually be Jesus after all, like the worst episode of Scooby Doo.

But what do you think? Is Trump Jesus? Let me know by telepathically sending me your opinions.

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Pen Smith• April 14, 2026D

Trump Actually Being Jesus Skyrockets On Predictions Markets

Donald Trump posted an AI-generated picture of him as Jesus, sorry, a doctor, sorry, Dr. J...
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Pen Smith• D

Trump Actually Being Jesus Skyrockets On Predictions Markets

Donald Trump posted an AI-generated picture of him as Jesus, sorry, a doctor, sorry, Dr. J...
Politics