Trump Assassination: The Cole Allen Conspiracy, Here’s What We Know

In what might be the most important thing to happen until the next thing happens, Trump has had another attempt made on his life. And just like the previous attempt we’ve all forgotten about, this one is a breeding ground for misinformation to fester like an open wound.

Because when a massive traumatic event happens and there’s very little information to go off you just know that the suddenly everyone becomes an armchair detective.

To that end, oh, hold on… I’ve just been handed a list of points, from my producer, yes, this just in:

he wrote a message (kinda of manifesto) of beliefs about why he did the shooting
photo emerged of him in an israel defence league jumper
weird X account online with cryptic messaging about articiail intellegence
he had a masters in comptuer science
people think its staged to boost trump support
allen wasn’t acting along theory
how did he get in with guns
the event will be used to crackdown on surveilenace, a wider move to increase control of normal people
missing video theory

Well there we have it folks. A pretty bullet proof theory about what’s going on.

I mean, if there’s anything we can work out from this is that’s we don’t know anything yet and people are scrambling to make sense of the bread crumbs that we do have.

So weird how this always happens, huh?

Because do we really need any explanation here? Like, Trump is deeply unpopular, there’s a million specific reasons someone might be motivated to kill him.

And errr, that’s it? Like, why are there any follow up questions?

I know you want this to be staged. I know you want some grand narrative to everything but in general that just doesn’t happen. It’s just normal human beings like you and me acting irrationally and selfishly without forethought and planning.

If anyone’s ever worked in a large company or in the government you’d know how powerful and inept they are in equal measure and you’d know that an elaborate conspiracy like this is basically beyond them.

So do you actually want answers or are you having fun coming up with your own story? If it’s the latter I can’t help you, if it’s the former, then sit tight, be patient and wait for some actually facts, yeah?