BREAKING: Donald Trump Accidentally Adds JD Vance To Group Chat

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In a serious lack of judgment that could cost millions of lives, President Donald Trump mistakenly added Vice President JD Vance to a private group chat discussing super top secret presidential information.
Although Vance (known exclusively as ‘JD’ to those within a 6-meter radius) is Vice President, the bestselling author has been rarely seen in public, appearing only to scold foreign leaders and pose for baby photos.
Reportedly, Trump has grown tired of Vance’s crazed ramblings. Privately, Trump has expressed regret in selecting Vance for the position over the more qualified Musk.
When Trump created a private WhatsApp group chat named ‘Legends Chat’, the President specified in the very first message, “everyone add anyone legendary, NO JD!!!”
However, when members were bulk-adding so-called ‘awesome’ individuals, Trump clearly mistyped and accidentally allowed Vance into the select group.
Vance immediately posted a welcome message to the group, which was not the vibe at all.
The message read, “Hello fellow legends! So glad to be added to such a fine group. To all the familiar faces, we meet again! And to all the new faces, I very much look forward to getting to know everyone over the course of this WhatsApp chat!!”
14 members immediately left the group, and Marco Rubio reportedly handed in his resignation, citing ‘cringe’ as the only reason for his departure.
However, since most members of the chat had Vance on mute, the conversation continued unaware of his presence. Secretary of Defence, Pete Hegseth, went on to discuss top-secret military operations against Yemeni Houthis to which Vance responded with a ‘wow’ emoji.
As only the Vice President, Vance obviously does not have the clearance for this kind of information. Reportedly, JD hopped into another group chat he has with just a couple of Houthi buddies to let them know about the upcoming attack. The move could potentially put millions of lives at risk.
For more on this developing story, please let me know, I’m really invested in this one.
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